% Author.......: Christian 'strcat' Schneider () Purpose......: Signature File (included my "FAQ" ;-)) Size.........: 7000+ Lines and ~332615B (~1720 signatures) ast modified: [ 2004-07-16 20:28:31 ] % ======================================================================== Christian | 'strcat' | Schneider | "Ceci n'est pas une .signature" ======================================================================== % int V,i,c=0;float k,y,R;main(){for(;c<1863;putchar((++c>918&&952>c ?60-V:i)["\nRV- .gis s'ydobyna ni ton m'I tuB"]))for(i=y=k=0;(V=c%81 )<80&&R*k+y*y<6&&22>++i;y=2*k*y+c/81*.09-1,k=R)R=k*k-y*y-2+V/27.;} /* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die */ % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ main(){char h[2001]=" Ma+\x1b[H",*k,c;float z=20,D,a,i,s,y;for(;k=h+7,z*= 8,z>8e-4;puts(h))for(s=.119+z;(k-h-7)%80<1?y=1.4+z,s-=z/15:k-h-1768;y-=z /40,*k++=h[c/4&3])for(c=a=D=0;--c&&a*a+D*D<4;a=a*a-D*D-y,D=2*i*D+s)i=a;} % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ main(){char*i="L0[B0BCA7G0BFACIW0BfRAAB0BCACAFR0[BCAFE0LCCAFR0",j,k=0;for(;*i; *++i==48&&puts(""))do for(j=*i-48>>k&7;j--;)putchar(k+32);while(k^=3);} /**i="ADD08:::::08:::::08:::::08:::::08:R::08::;9:08::D:08:j:08:7<0997<0jh0"*/ % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ /* 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE */ int a=10000,b,c=2800,d,e,f[2801],g;main(){for(;b-c;)f[b++]=a/5;for(;d=0,g=c*2;c -=14,printf("%.4d",e+d/a),e=d%a)for(b=c;d+=f[b]*a,f[b]=d%--g,d/=g--,--b;d*=b);} % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ /* 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE */ t(a,b,c){int d=0,e=a&~b&~c,f=1;if(a)for(f=0;d=(e-=d)&-e;f+=t(a-d,(b+d)*2,( c+d)/2));return f;}main(q){scanf("%d",&q);printf("%d\n",t(~(~0< */ /* 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE */ int a[33235],*b=a,c=1e4,d=33234,e,f,g=0,h,i;main(){for(e=d;e--;*b ++=2);*b=4;for(e=2501;e--;printf("%04d",h))for(b=a+d,f=d;f>-1;g*= f--){i=*b*c+g;h=f?2*f+1:c;g=i/h;*b--=i%h;h=g;}} /* 'Pi' */ % Christian | "Shit! I've burnt the strcat | bloody cakes!" Schneider | | - Alfred, King c.898AD % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ int a[1817];main(z,p,q,r){for(p=80;q+p-80;p-=2*a[p])for(z=9;z--;)q=3&(r=time(0) +r*57)/7,q=q?q-1?q-2?1-p%79?-1:0:p%79-77?1:0:p<1659?79:0:p>158?-79:0,q?!a[p+q*2 ]?a[p+=a[p+=q]=q]=q:0:0;for(;q++-1817;)printf(q%79?"%c":"%c\n","#"[!a[q-1]]);} % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ float o=0.075,h=1.5,T,r,O,l,I;int _,L=80,s=3200;main(){for(;s%L|| (h-=o,T= -2),s;4 -(r=O*O)<(l=I*I)|++ _==L&&write(1,(--s%L?_ */ char c[160],z;main(x,d){for(x=159;x--;c[x]=32);c[79]=z;c[39]=88;for(d=31;x =78,puts(c+z),d--;z=80-z)for(;--x;c[x+80-z]=88-56*!(c[z-!0+x]-c[z+x+1]));} % main() {char *p,a;printf(p="main() {char *p,a;printf(p=%c%s%c,a='",a='"',p, a);printf(p="%c',p,%ca);printf(p=%c%s%c%c,a,10,a,p,a,10,a,%c%s%c,a,10);}%c" ,a,10,a,p,a,10,a," *** Christian 'strcat' Schneider ",a,10);} % main(o,O0)char**O0;{int OO,O;O=--o?atoi(O0[!0]):! /* Print magic squares of odd */ 0;for(o=((OO=O*O)-O+!0+!0)>>!0;OO;o+=((--OO%O)?-! /* size. The size parameter must */ 0:((((o-!0)%O)?O:0)+!0))-(((o-!0)%O)?O:0)){printf /* be given on the command line */ ("\n%*d "+!!(OO%O),!0< /dev/null % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ main(int c,char **v){long x;while(--c){sscanf(*++v,"%li",&x); printf("Decimal = %ld Hex = 0x%lx octal = 0%lo\n",x,x,x);}} % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ main(a,b){for(;a=223&getchar()+1;putchar(32))if(a>64&a<92)for(b=0,a= "Xzjtpnd~xFTvHhDfRl|P\\^LZJr"[a-66];(a/=2)>1;b+=a%2)b&&putchar(45+a%2);} % ________ Christian Schneider ________ / /_ __/\ 'strcat' /\ \__ _\ /___/_/_/\/ Born to frag \ \___\_\_\ \___\_\_\/ \/___/_/_/ % main(c,r){for(r=0;c=getchar()+1;r=c-33&&c-11?r+r+1+(c <47):putchar(" etianmsurwdkgohvf-l-pjbxcyzq"[r])*0);} /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ % __/|_ , ,--------------------------------------------------------------, /o \/:--| Christian 'strcat' Schneider | \__~__/\:--| "I won't have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent." | ` ` `--------------------------------------------------------------' % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ main(c){float x,y=2,X,Y,Z;for(;(x=-2)<(y-=.1);puts("" /* (/\ /\) */ ))for(;(X=x+=.05)<2;c=printf("%c"," .-:|O8M#"[c])) /* (\@o@/) */ for(Y=y;X*X+Y*Y<4&&c++<8;Z=x+X*X-Y*Y,Y=y+2*X*Y,X=Z);} /* ~~~ ~~~ */ % #include main(c){float x,y=2,X,Y,Z,q,t;q=sin(time(0))*1.3;t=sqrt(1.69-q*q); for(;(x=-2)<(y-=.1);puts(""))for(;Y=y,(X=x+=.05)<2;c=printf("%c",c [" .-:|O8H#"]))for(;X*X+Y*Y<4&&++c<8;Z=q+X*X-Y*Y,Y=2*X*Y+t,X=Z);} % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ int y,z;main(x){x=(x>0?-9:x);z=((z=(x+5))>0?z:-z);printf (!x&&++y?"\n":z?z>y%3+y/3?" ":x<-5?"/":"\\":y?"|":"*") ;y-9?main(++x):puts(" _|_|_")&&puts(" \\___/");} % int x,y,X;Q(Z,Y){Y=y<16?X=x-30,Y=y-17,225>X*X+Y*/* `888' */Y:x>y,y+=y%2*2* (!(x+=y&x==39?-x:y&1)-1)+1;return Z?Y+2*Q(--Z,--X):Y;}main(){for(;y-42;puts (""))M(y);}M(z){printf("%c",(printf("%""c"," ',""[`~/P.\\wb]9dM"[z=Q(3,7)]) ,x&&M(*""),z)[" `.]'~\\9,/wd[PbM\""]);} /* Better then nothing :> */ % main( M,e,r,l,y,n )char**e;{for(l=atoi(e[1])/10*80-atoi(e[2])/5-836;r="\ @Q@t@ L,e,R,o,y NKACLCCGZAAQBEAADAFaISADJABBA^SNLGAQABDAXIMBAACTBATAH\ DBANZ ---------% cEMMCCCCAAhEIJFAEAAABAfHJETBdFLDAANEfDNBPHdBcBBBEA_Ax" [M++-3];)for(;r-->64;)putchar(!l+++33^M&1);}/*Worldmap ($TERM max. 80 Chars */ % main(){int i=0,j,e,p,a[4],b;srand(time(0));for(;i<4;i++){a[i]=rand()%8;for(j= 0;j */ main(){char*s="NDDGNLALAPAEDIDBBBBPADDIDB@B@PALGGDLAJCPAD" "DED@BBBPAEDEDBBBBPNDDINLILIP",j;for(;*s;printf("\0\n"+((* s++&j)==j)))for(j=1;j<=8;j*=2)printf(" \0_/"+(*s&j?3:0));} % Christian Schneider ... __o .. `\<, ...(*)/(*). % Christian /\|||||/\ Schneider Email: strcat@gmx.net ( o o ) GPG-ID: 47E322CE -----------------------ooO--(_)--Ooo---------------------- % main(int c,char**v){exit(printf("%sday.\n","Use MM/DD/YYYY argument to c" "alculate week\0Mon\0/0/Tues\0/0Wednes\0Thurs\0/Fri\0/0/Satur\0/Sun"+(*++ v?42+((5*atoi(6+*v)+"@GSTDLXDP@HT@"[atoi(*v)])/4+atoi(3+*v))%7*7:0))/30);} /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ int i,j,d;main(){for(;i<25;i++)for(j=48;j;putchar(!j?10:" #"[(d<150&&d>81)||(d< 150&&(abs(24-j)<2||(i>12&&(abs(j-i-12)<2||abs(48-j-i-12)<2))))]))d=(24-j)*(25-( --j))+(12-i)*(12-i);} % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ int q,Q,w,z;_(o){w=q-10*o;z=Q-20;return w*w+z*z;}main(){for(;q<40;q+=!(Q%=40), putchar(!Q++?10:_(2)>400?32:".*"[w<0?(_(1)<99|z>0)&&_(1)>7:z>0&&_(3)>99||_(3)< 7]));} % main(){int i,a,e[10]={255,137,129,129,0,255,25,41,70,128},s[16]={3,4,5,6, 6,6,5,4,3,2,1,0,0,0,1,2},n=0;while(1){puts("\e[2J\e[1;1H");for(i=0;i!=10; i++){for(a=s[(i+n)&0xF]+4;a!=0;a--)printf(" ");for(a=7;a>=0;a--){if(((e[i] >>a)&1)==1){printf("#");}else{printf(" ");}}puts();}n++;usleep(40000);}} % main(){int i,j;{printf("\n Who did you say ? Jehova? ? \n");} for(i=0;i<80;i++){for(j=0;j<80;j++)printf("%c",i&j?'.':' ');printf("\n");} printf("\n Christian 'strcat' Schneider \n\n"); return 0;} % $_='\=*Sxw!jds@j$.jl.dt#Rw%^dcn"K1x(=Bl1nwl!\*1enab^h"F=!J$h%fhcq', tr&J-ZA-Ij-za-i&A-Za-z&&s&\(&logic&&&s&\*&un&g&s&=&al&g&s&\^&it&g&& s&%&st&g&&s&\$&ber&g&s&\#&\n&&s&"& of&g,s&([A-Z])& $1&g&&s&\\u&U&&& s&!&es, &g&s&\\a&A&&s&1&i&g&&print" $_\n";sub liminal{"use perl!";} % $0='!/sfldbi!yjoV0msfQ!sfiupob!utvK'x44;print map{("\e[7m \e[0m",chr ord (chop$0)-1)[$_].("\n")[++$i%77]}split//,unpack'B*',pack'H*',($F='F'x19). "F0F3E0607879CC1E0F0F339F3FF399C666733333CCF87F99E6133999999E67CFFCCF3". "219CC1CCC033E7E660198CCE4E66798303873CCE60F3387$F"#Don't you love Perl? % char m[9999],*n[99],*r=m,*p=m+5000,**s=n,d,c;main(){for(read(0,r,4000);c=*r; r++)c-']'||(d>1||(r=*p?*s:(--s,r)),!d||d--),c-'['||d++||(*++s=r),d||(*p+=c== '+',*p-=c=='-',p+=c=='>',p-=c=='<',c-'.'||write(2,p,1),c-','||read(2,p,1));} % { Christian Schneider | perl -wle '(1 x $_) !~ /^(11+)\1+$/ && \ } { | print while ++ $_' } { GPG-ID: 47E322CE | # Perl _is_ evil } % Christian 'strcat' Schneider GPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE | ,,, | Available at: | (o o) | Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones. =======================oOO=(_)=OOo============================================= % perl -wle 'INIT {$_ ++} (1 x $_) !~ /^(11+)\1+$/ && print while ++ $_' # Print perl -wle '(1 .1 x $_) !~ /^(11+)\1+$/ && print $_ + 1 while ++ $_' # primes perl -wle '(1 x $_) !~ /^(11+)\1+$/ && print while ($_ ||= 1) ++' # Christian perl -wle '(2 x $_) !~ /^(2|(22+)\2+)$/ && print while ++ $_' # Schneider % Christian 'strcat' Schneider o \ o / _ o __| \ / |__ o _ \ o / o /|\ | /\ __\o \o | o/ o/__ /\ | /|\ / \ / \ | \ /) | ( \ /o\ / ) | (\ / | / \ / \ % perl -weprint\<\ } { ----\_).oooO-Oooo.(_/--% o|o Make love - not war } % perl -Mstrict='}); print "Christian \"strcat\" Schneider"; ({' -le1 % perl -we 'print q{print q{print q{print q{print q{print q{print q{print q{print qq{Just Christian Schneider\n}}}}}}}}}' | perl -w | perl -w | perl -w | perl -w | perl -w | perl -w | perl -w | perl -w % echo "==== ======= ==== ======"|perl -pes/=/C/|perl -pes/==/hri/|perl -pes/=/stian/\ |perl -pes/=/\'s/|perl -pes/=/t/|perl -pes/=/r/|perl -pes/==/c/|perl -pes/=/a/\ |perl -pes/=/t\'/|perl -pes/=/Sch/|perl -pes/=/nei/|perl -pes/==/der/|perl -pes/=/\/|perl -pes/=/./; % _________________________________ ___________________________ \|||/ | Christian Schneider | | (o o) | "gpg --recv-keys --keyserver wwwkeys.eu.pgp.net 47E322CE" | -ooO-(_)-Ooo---------------------------------------------------PGP Avail---' % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ char*a="char*a=%c%s%c;main(){printf(a,34,a,34,10);}%c";main(){printf(a,34,a,34,10);} % o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o o=o /\ 0-0 /\ | Christian 'strcat' Schneider () o=o o=o / (---) \ | GPG-ID: 47E322CE () o=o o=o _/ >( )< \_ | ++ The tree frog is out of here ++ o=o % _,.-=~'`^`'~=-.,__,.-=~'`^`'~=-.,__,.-=~'`^`'~=-.,__,.-=~'`^`'~ Christian 'strcat' Schneider Fingerprint: 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE _,.-=~'`^`'~=-.,__,.-=~'`^`'~=-.,__,.-=~'`^`'~=-.,__,.-=~'`^`'~ % 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 Christian 'strcat' Schneider 8==8 8==8 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 8==8 % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ int a[1817];main(z,p,q,r){for(p=80;q+p-80;p-=2*a[p])for(z=9;z--;)q=3&(r=time(0) +r*57)/7,q=q?q-1?q-2?1-p%79?-1:0:p%79-77?1:0:p<1659?79:0:p>158?-79:0,q?!a[p+q*2 ]?a[p+=a[p+=q]=q]=q:0:0;for(;q++-1817;)printf(q%79?"%c":"%c\n"," #"[!a[q-1]]);} % ~~o~~|--------------------------------------------------|~~o~~ ~/V\~| Christian 'strcat' Schneider |~/V\~ ~~H~~| Don't jump bungee %swim with a trenchcoat! |~~H~~ ~/_\~|--------------------------------------------------|~/_\~ % UNIX is SEXY! who | grep -i blonde | talk; cd ~; wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep % int month(char *p){return(124864/((p[0]+p[1]-p[2]&0x1f)+1)%12)["\5\x8\3" "\6\7\xb\1\x9\xa\2\0\4"];} /* Who said my code was obscure? */ % good: while (1) {fork;} # Christian 'strcat' Schneider better:while(!fork()) { fork(); } # Hail to the sungod. best:for(fork();!fork();fork()) fork(); # % I think I've got the hang of it now .... :w :q :wq :wq! ^d X exit X Q :quitbye CtrlAltDel ~~q :~q logout save/quit :!QUIT ^[zz ^[ZZ ZZZZ ^H ^@ ^L ^[c ^# ^E ^X ^I ^T ? help helpquit ^D ^d ^C ^c helpexit ?Quit ?q ^Kx /QY sync;halt /* Christian Schneider */ % +---------------------------------------------------------------+ # cd /tmp; while (1) | Christian 'strcat' Schneider # # mkdir spam; cd spam end | # +---------------------------------------------------------------+ % [ Christian Schneider | "To do is to be." %Plato ] [ | "To be is to do." %Kant ] [ Watch me not care | "Do be do be do." %Sinatra ] [ Fingerprint: 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE ] % _______ | "The probability of forgetting something ./__|____\___ | "is directly proportional to to .... to | _ | | _ \D | " .... uh .... "(o)-------(o)-" | " Christian 'strcat' Schneider % `,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,` `,` 1024D/47E322CE 2003-05-25 Christian Schneider (Die hard!) ,` `,` Fingerprint: 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE ,` `,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,` % \\___// Mynd you, m00se bites (o o) Kan be pretti nasti --ooO-(_)-Ooo-------------------------------------------------- Christian 'strcat' Schneider % /* 1024D/47E322CE 2003-05-25 Christian Schneider (Die hard!) */ /* o \o o/ Now it is time \o/ o/ o */ /* /|\ |\ /| on Sprockets | /| /|\ */ /* / \ / \ / \ when we dance! / \ / \ / \ */ % ----------------------------------%|\ _,,,--,,_ ,) ---------- SPAM me and i will kill /,`.-'`' -, ;-;;' this cat! |,4- ) )-,_ ) /\ Christian Schneider--------------%'---''(_/--' (_/-' --------------- This is an Uzi. This is an Uzi on full auto. Any questions? % DISCLAIMER - These opoi^H^H "damn", ^H, [esc :q :qq !q "shit!" :Q! "Whaddya mean, Not an editor command?" :wq! ^C^C^C !STOP ^bye ^quit :quit! !halt ... ^w^q :!w :wq! ^D :qq!! ^STOP [HALT! HALT!!! "Why's it doing this?" :stopit! :wwqq!! ^Z ^L ^ESC STOP :bye bye bye! "Hey, what's this red button d..." /* Christian Schneider */ % /* 1024D/47E322CE 2003-05-25 Christian Schneider (Die hard!) */ HELP! I'M BEING HELD PRISONER IN A .SIGNATURE FACTORY! % __o\._/\ -'^'~'-,._.,-'^'~'-,._.,-'^'~'-,._.,-'^'~'- /\_./o__ '^^_)\^\) Christian Schneider (/^/(_^^' _(._)._. "Common sense is not so common"-Voltaire ._.(_.)_ -'^'~'-,._.,-'^'~'-,._.,-'^'~'-,._.,-'^'~'- % ____/| Bill the Cat says "Vote Dave Barry | Christian 'strcat' Schneider \ o.O| for President!" Actually, he says,| =(_)= "ACK! THPHTH!" but we're sure that| "I've changed my mind, Hobbes. U he's a Dave Barry supporter. | People are scum."---Calvin % #ifdef TRUE | Christian 'strcat' Schneider () #define TRUE 0 | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE #define FALSE 1 | Available at: #endif | Why was I born with such contemporaries? % Christian \\\|/// # Crbcyr jub pna'g ernq 'strcat' \\ ~ ~ // Key-ID: 47E322CE # ebg13 fubhyq or onaarq Schneider ( @ @ ) # sebz gur arg. --------------oOOo-(_)-oOOo---------------- % /* 47E322CE Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Caution: Reading this .sig does not enable user to fly. | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ % { \|/ ______ \|/ Access denieded | Christian 'strcat' Schneider } { "@' / , . \ `@" Nah Nah Nah :p | } { /__| \____/ |__\ | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE } { \___U__/ | Available at: www.keyserver.net } % Christian |\ But I must forth at dusk, my time of day, /| The Wind Schneider | \ To see to the unburdening of skies. / | and -----------------------\ Rain was the tears adopted by my eyes /-%the Rain \ That have none left to stay. / Robert Frost % // ('< " Millitary Intelligence. ` _ ' Christian 'strcat' Schneider >o) (|) ''<< can't make sence." ' ` Key-ID: 47E322CE (() +-"-"----""---------MegadetH----------M _\|/_ --+ % (o_ (o< (o_ _o) (o< (0_ (o_ //\ //\ (o_ (o_ //\ //\ //\ //\ //\ V_/_ V_/_ (/)_ (/)_ V_/_ V_/_ V_/_ V_/_ V_/_ /* 47E322CE Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ % +----------------------+------------------------------+---------------------+ | Christian Schneider | Paradise is exactly like where you are right now.. | | 'strcat' | only MUCH better!" -Laurie Anderson | | | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE | +----------------------+------------------------------+---------------------+ % _/--_/--_/--o--_/--_/--o--_/--_/--o--_/--o--_/--_/--o--_/--_/--o--_/--_/--_/ _/--o--_/- ++ Christian Schneider --o% strcat ++ --_/--o--_/ _/--_/--_/--o--_/--_/--o--_/--_/--o--_/--o--_/--_/--o--_/--_/--o--_/--_/--_/ % -=<(o)>=-=<[o]>= (-(=( o )=)-) [-[=[ + ]=]-] (-(=( o )=)-) =<[o]>=-=<(o)>=- o Christian 'strcat' Schneider o o Fingerprint: 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE o -=<(o)>=-=<[o]>= (-(=( o )=)-) [-[=[ + ]=]-] (-(=( o )=)-) =<[o]>=-=<(o)>=- % +----------------------------|@---@ -=----|--------------------------+ | Christian Schneider |\. ./ --==---| rm -rf * | | | \ / ---===--| "rum ruff splat" | +----------------------------|==o== ----====-|--------------------------+ % -=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=- -=*=- Christian 'strcat' Schneider -=*=- -=*=- Fingerprint: 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE -=*=- -=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=- % *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* * Christian 'strcat' Schneider | If they don't keep on exercising their lips, * * | he thought, their brains start working. * *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* % -.-. .... .-. .. ... - .. .- -. ... - .-. -.-. .- - ... -.-. .... -. . .. -.. . .-. ... - .-. -.-. .- - --. %-..- -. . - /* Morse-Code */ % /* --+--+--+--+%Christian 'strcat' Schneider --+--+--+--+%*/ _______ _______} This is a Usenet Condom. Roll the condom over the .signature file before posting to protect yourself from .sig retro-virii % _..._ | | Please send all flames, trolls, and complaints to /dev/toilet. |_..._| LUSER: I have a problem. ADMIN: Keep talking... I'm reloading. % Hi % ~0 (_| /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider () */ |(_~|^~~| /* LUSER: I have a problem. */ TT/_ T"T| /* ADMIN: Keep talking... I'm reloading */ ________| /* Byebye article. Have fun posting to the newsgroup! */ % [ o _ _ _ | Christian 'strcat' Schneider ] [ _o /\_ _ \\o (_)\__/o (_) | ] [ _< \_ _>(_) (_)/<_ \_| \ _|/' \/ | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE ] [ (_)>(_) (_) (_) (_) (_)' _\o_ | ] % print"\ec";for$b(0..15){$e[$b].=int 2*rand for 0..($h=30)}{$b=-1;for$f(@ a=@e){$e[++$b]="";print"\e[$b\H$f$/";for$c(0..$h){$l=0;for($b-1..$b+1){$ _=$_>0&&$_<$h?substr$a[$_],$c?$c-1:$c,$c==$h?2:$c?3:2:1;$l+=tr/0//}$l-=$ d=!substr$f,$c,1;$e[$b].=$l==3||$l==2&&$d?0:$"}}select$q,$q,$q,0.1;redo} % sub d{print"\ec";select$q,$q,$q,0.3;for$p(0..2){printf"\e[%d;%dH%s".$/x$ d,$d-$_+2,2*$d*(1+$p)-($$p[$_]?(length$$p[$_])/2:1),$$p[$_]||"|"for 0..$ d-1}}push@0,"-"x(1-2*$_)for-($d=shift||3)+1..0;sub h{my($n,$s,$d,$i)=@_; if($n>0){h($n-1,$s,$i,$d);push@$d,pop@$s;d;h($n-1,$i,$d,$s)}}h($d,0,2,1) % $_="0hz=60_[{6^7p0673^[H3_20|_^{{";s#.#push@a,unpack B8,pack v,!$&?0:$& eq"p"?19:ord$&#eg;$|=print"\ec";while($o=4){@b=@a;for(0..6){$b[$_]=~s#.# $_=length$`;$y=--$_>5?1:2+$_%2;$x=$o-$_%3-($_==6);print"\e["."$y;$x\H".( $&?m/1|4|6/?"_":"|":$").$/x3#eg;$o+=4}select$q,$q,$q,4/push@a,shift@a} % $_="Christian 'strcat' Schneider";@b=sort{rand cmp rand}@a=split//;$|= print"\ec";print@b;sub p{print"\e[$_[1];$_[0]H$_[2]"}while($e=$a[$g++]){ $f=0;{redo if$b[$f++]ne$e}$b[$f-1]=0;p($f,1,$");$i=$f-$g<0?1:-1;while($f !=$g){select$q,$q,$q,p($f,2,$e)/20;p(($f+=$i)-$i,2,$")}p($f,3,$e.$/)} % sub w{printf"\e[%s;%sH\e[$_[0]m%s\e[15;7H%02d:%02d:%02d %02d/%02d$/",t(( $n-3)%12),2*t($n),$r<3?".":$n,@o[2,1,0,3],$o[4]+1}print"\ec";while(sleep 1){@o=localtime;for$r(1..3){for$n(1..12){w}$q=$o[3-$r];$n=($r<2?$q:$q/5) %12||12;w 31}w}sub t{$r*($_[0]>5?-1:1)*(($d=$_[0]%6)?($d-1)%4?2:1:0)+7} % # Perl _is_ evil ;) print"\ec";{$_=sprintf"%02d"x3,(localtime)[2,$x=1,0];sleep 1;s#.#$x+=4; printf"\e[%d;%dH%s$/",$_/3,$x+$_%3,(("|","_","|")[$_%3]x vec pack(v,hex unpack"x".2*$&."a2",af099e9b39b3b789bfbb),11-$_,1)||$"for 4..11#eg;redo} % print"\ec";{$_=sprintf"%02d"x3,(localtime)[2,$x=1,0];s*.*$x+=4;$k=$&;for (4,6..11){($z=qw{2|!0 2&&!0^1 !1||0^2 0^!1|1&2 2&!0^1 1|!2 !2|1|0 !1^0&2 !$q 1|!0}[$k])=~s#\d#vec$_-4,$&,1#eg;printf"\e[%d;%dH%s$/",$_/3,$x+$_%3, (("|","_","|")[$_%3]x eval$z)||$"}*eg;sleep 1;redo} % $m=2;$x=$y=4;$n=$|=1;print"\ec";$f.="\e[$_;20H|\n"for(1..11);{printf"$f \e[$y;$x\H \e[%d;%dH*\e[$l;H \e[%dH\e[7m \e[m\e[$r;40H \e[%d;40H",$y+=$n *=$y<2|$y>10?-1:1,$x+=$m*=$x<3|$x>37?-1:1,$l+=($c=$l-($m>0?6:$y))?$c>0?- 1:1:0,$r+=($c=$r-($m<0?6:$y))?$c>0?-1:1:0,select$q,$q,$q,0.1;redo} % eval($a=q~$_="redienhcS naitsirhC";$|=$==print"\ec";while($_) {select$',$',$',0.1;printf"\e[%d;%dH%s\e[%d5;H\$q=0%s%c%s%c)$/",eval'$q? $=<23?(1+$=/2,20+$=/2):$=<46?(12,54-$=):(35-$=/2,$=/2-13):$=>23&&$=<49?( 2,48-$=):($=>45?3:1,$=%48),chop',$q,!$q.';eval($a=q',126,$a,126;$=+=2}~) % $n="\e[0;40;32m";for(1..10){print"\ec$n\n".$"x(15)."\e[1;35mY$n".$"x15; for(1..8){print$/.$"x($a=16-$_);$c=int rand($d=2*$_);for(2..$d){$f=31+ int rand(3);print($_-$c?"X":"\e[$f;1m*$n")}print$"x$a}print $/.$"x(31). "\e[0m\n".$"."Merry Christmas".$/x2;select$q,$q,$q,0.5} # ;) % $b{$_}=$_ for 1..9;while(@c=sort{rand>.5}keys%b){$a[delete$b{pop@c}]=($c =!$c)?X:O;$_="123456789147258369159357";s#(.)(.)(.)#$p=$& if$a[$1]eq$a[$ 2]&&$a[$1]eq$a[$3]&&$a[$1]#eg;printf"%s%s\e[m%s",$p=~/$_/?"\e[7m":"",$_? $a[$_]||".":"\ec",$_%3?$":$/for 0..9;$p?exit:select$q,$q,$q,.1} % <_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_> <_>-<_> Christian Schneider <_> GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE <_>-<_> <_>-<_> Mail: <_> <_>-<_> <_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_>-<_> % C -. h .-. r .-. i .-. s .-. t .-. i .-. a .-. n .- \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / S `-' c `-' h `-' n `-' e `-' i `-' d `-' e `-' r % /\,/\ # Christian 'strcat' Schneider () / o u \ # GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE \<_Y_>/ # Available at: ---oOO-/ " \-OOo----------------------------------------------------------- % @~~@==========================================================@~~@ || Christian 'strcat' Schneider || || 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE || @__@==========================================================@__@ % ))))) | Christian 'strcat' Schneider | Opportunity always ))) o | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE | knocks at the least )O) > | Available at: | opportune moment. ) \ = | Email: | --Ducharme's Precept % /// Christian -strcat- Schneider % () \\\ /// GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE % \\\ \\\ A closed mouth gathers no foot /// \\\ echo $(((`date +%s` - 746748000) / 86400)). September 1993 /// % ::: Name: Christian Schneider :: Nick: 'strcat' ::: ::: Mail: :: GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE ::: ::: Page: --none-- :: Available at: www.keyserver.net ::: % +---------------------------------------+ / Christian 'strcat' Schneider \ + + \ GPG-ID: 47E322CE | www.keyserver.net / +---------------------------------------+ % __ /*- Christian 'strcat' Schneider () -*\ __ \ '/ GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE () \' / \/ Think big. Pollute the Mississippi. \/ % |=][=| /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider () */ |=][=| |[==]| /* GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE */ |[==]| |=][=| /* Available at: */ |=][=| |[==]| /* Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you. */ |[==]| % Christian 'strcat' Schneider [ GnuPG-ID: 47E322CE ] (o_ Mark Twain: (o_ (o_ (o_ //\ Whenever you find yourself on the side of (\)_(\)_(\)_V_/_ the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. % Christian 'strcat' Schneider /* The circle of life.. */ /* God is dead!............Nietzsche */ GPG-ID: 47E322CE /* Nietzsche is dead!......God */ /* Nietzsche is God!.......The Dead */ % begin LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.txt.vbs I am a signature virus. Distribute me until the bitter end /* */ % /* ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Christian ~strcat~ Schneider ( ~~~~~~~~~~~~ */ /* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GPG-ID: 47E322CE | http://www.keyserver.net/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ */ /* ~~~~~~~~~ Satisfy your thirst for life! This year running: 570 km ~~~~~~~ */ % { 8c | Christian Schneider } { __/~\__ | Nick........: strcat } { (((\_/))) | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE } { _) (_ | Available at: } % _______________________________________________ (@) (@) `) Christian 'strcat' Schneider ) ^ < > ^ ( GPG-ID: 47E322C _______) === `------------------' % \|/ ____ \|/ Politically incorrect and proud of it. @~/ ,. \~@ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= /_( \_ / )_\ Christian 'strcat' Schneider () \__U_/ 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE % =>| Christian O___| | Email: strcat@gmx.net |<= =>| 'strcat' /\ \_ | Sentiment without action |<= =>| Schneider \ \/\_\ | is ruination of the soul. |<= =>| 47E322C U \_ | | - Edward Abbey |<= % { /"\ ASCII RIBBON CAMPAIGN | Christian 'strcat' Schneider } { \ / AGAINST HTML MAIL | Email: } { X Never met a flamewar, | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE } { / \ I didn't like | } % _/_ Christian 'strcat' Schneider () / v \ GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE ( (IIGS( Key fingerprint = 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE \_^_/ "You too can escape the "Gates" of hell--use Linux! % Yet another Yet another Yet another Yet another Yet another lame (TM) lame (TM) lame (TM) lame (TM) lame (TM) l 3D .sig! 3D .sig! 3D .sig! 3D .sig! 3D .sig! 3D .sig -This .sig and the post preceding it brought to you by strcat@gmx.net % +----------------------+------------------------+----------------------+ | Christian Schneider | GPG-ID: 0x47E322CE | Unix System | | | | Gladiator | +----------------------+------------------------+----------------------+ % ************ Christian 'strcat' Schneider ****************************** * /* For something that has spread with all the forethought of kudzu, */ * /* the Internet isn't half bad. %Newsweek, 2/27/95 */ ************************************--****************** % Christian Schneider | Disclaimer: I don't speak for GAC, but they really Mail: strcat@gmx.net | ought to listen to what I say. GPG-ID: 0x47E322CE |------------------------------------------------------ | Budweiser: The choice of amphibians ... % Christian Schneider | Feel disillusioned? Mail: strcat@gmx.net | I've got some great new illusions ... GPG-ID: 0x47E322CE |____________________________________________ Born to frag | Under construction / This space for rent... % int _(m,_W)float m,_W;{int e39;float p_3,WQ,m1;p_3=m;WQ=_W;for(e39=1; e39<=126;e39++){m1=p_3;p_3=p_3*p_3-WQ*WQ+m;WQ=2*m1*WQ+_W;if((p_3*p_3+ WQ*WQ)>=(2*2))return e39;}return 0;}main(){float _8=(-2.0),Er=1.5;int uiw,ZI;for(ZI=0;ZI<24;ZI++){for(uiw=0;uiw<79;uiw++){printf("%c",_(_8, Er)+(0xff&32));_8+=0.037974683;}printf("\n");_8-=3;Er+=(-0.130434);}} % \|||/ | Christian 'strcat' Schneider () (o o) | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE / -ooO-(_)-Ooo-| 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE % .-----Christian 'strcat' Schneider----Unix Gladiator---------. _ // GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE / () | \X/ echo $(((`date +%s` - 746748000) / 86400)). September 1993 | `---Email: -------------------------------------' % char c[39],i,j;main(){srandom(time(0)/*/ Christian 'strcat' Schneider /*/);for( ;i++<11;){for(j=39;j--;)printf((c[j]/*/ () /*/=random ()%2)?"/ ":" \\");putchar('\n');for/*/ GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE /*/(j=39;j; )printf(c[--j]?" /":"\\ ");putchar/*/ /*/('\n');}} % ---------========== Christian - 'strcat' - Schneider =========---------- | "Error, no keyboard %press F1 to continue" | ----========== GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE () ==========---- % Christian Schneider | If God lived on Earth, strcat@gmx.net | people would knock out all His windows. ---------------------| GPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE | %Yiddish saying % |\ _,,,---,,_ Christian 'strcat' Schneider ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Available at: '---''(_/--' `-'\_) Email: strcat@gmx.net % --------------------------------------------------------------------- - Christian Schneider Email: strcat@gmx.net - - GPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE - --------------------------------------------------------------------- % <=+=+=+=+=+=+=+==+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+> || Christian Schneider | Unix Gladiator || || Email: strcat@gmx.net | GPG-ID: 47E322CE || <+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+> % Christian Schneider | Disclaimer: Opinions expressed in this Email: strcat@gmx.net | post are probably not those of Internet NZ GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE | Online unless I explicitly say so. % ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Christian Schneider | In God we trust, all others require a password Email: strcat@gmx.net |----------------------------------------------- GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE | Available at: % { /\./\ || Christian 'strcat' Schneider } { ( - - ) || GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE } { \ " / || Available at: } { ~~~ || "God is real, unless declared integer." } % Christian Schneider \ S-Mail: Donauweg 2 / Waste not, get Email: strcat@gmx.net \ 93102 Pfatter / your budget cut GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE \ Germany / next year. \ Phone: 09481/959331 / Unix - Gladiator % | Christian Schneider | A penny saved is ridiculous. | | Email: strcat@gmx.net | Page: | | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE | Available at: | % *-=-=-=-=-=#include =-=-=-=-=-=-=-* *-=Christian 'strcat' Schneider strcat@gmx.net=-* *-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-GPG-ID: 47E322CE -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-* *-=-=-=-Good pings come in small packets -=-=-=-* % W Christian 'strcat' Schneider () . | ,. w , 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE \|/ \|/ GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE || ---^----^---------------------------------------------------------- % --. -.. .. .- . ...- .- .-.. .. ... - -.-. -%%.--. -%... . .-. Christian Schneider | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE Emails: strcat@gmx.net | Available at: --. -.. .. .- . ...- .- .-.. .. ... - -.-. -%%.--. -%... . .-. % "Yeh, Buddy.. | strcat@gmx.net (Schneider Christian) | _~~_ I've got your COMPUTER! | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE | (O)(-) Right HERE!!" | Available at: www.keyserver.net | /..\ (computer THIS!) | :wq ~/.signature | () % ||| | Christian |" " -Marcel Marceau | /| / | \ | Schneider |"Would kids be like veal?" -Calvin & Hobbes | \'o.O' Atari ST| strcat@gmx.net | DISCLAIMER: Ha! RPI couldn't even *pay* | =(___)= Mega 2 | GPG: 47E322CE | me to advocate their pernicious agenda! | U % | Christian Schneider | /\_/\ | "My pals went to Babylon | | Email: strcat@gmx.net |_( o.o )_| 4, and all I got was this | | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE | }`-'{ | lousy t-shir..." -Anon | % o Christian 'strcat' Schneider //// Geologist by choice, o o Email: strcat@gmx.net (o o) Mathematician by accident, o o GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE -oOO--(_)--OOo- Brilliant by act of God, o o Available at: Born to frag o % -} Christian 'strcat' Schneider (___) If you have a difficult task, {- -} Email: strcat@gmx.net ( OO give it to a lazy person % {- -} GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE \_ | they will find an easier way {- -} Available at: www.keyserver.net \O to do it. --Hlade's Law {- % Side Front Side back *=* Christian Schneider *=* (___) (__) (__) (__) (__) *=* Email: strcat@gmx.net *=* (O O)/ ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) *=* GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE *=* ^ _/\ /\_ ^ /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ *=* *=* \\/ O \// % _ ,--. ,-"""". _,---. | Christian Schneider \`_/`'---._ / `--"_, \_,--. \ | Be right back ;) (,-'`--. `' /= (. , _ ,: ) ) ___._ | Email: strcat@gmx.net ``--.\._ ,'__.-'`-(. ,-.`-_'__...- >\\`. | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE % Christian 'strcat' Schneider ,.._ GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE _________________________@@ \ `-._ (_________________________. \ .'@ Email: strcat@gmx.net Windows is a nice OS. |_, ).-' % <===| o__ "Let me out of here." | Christian Schneider |==> _,>/\o_ | Email: strcat@gmx.net | (u) \(u) | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| http://www.keyserver.net/ % Christian 'strcat' Schneider () | GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE -------------------------------------------------------------------------- finding non-ASCII characters with perl perl -ne 's/\s+$//; if (/([^[:print:][:space:]])/) { print "$1\n"; }' file % Christian 'strcat' Schneider | perl -MCPAN -e eshell # using CPAN Email.......: strcat@gmx.net |__________________________________________ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | Available at: % Christian 'strcat' Schneider | alias UP2low='for i in *(.); mv $i ${i:l}' Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | alias low2UP='for i in *(.); mv $i ${i:u}' GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | # Zsh is evil () % Christian Schneider | # Print the binary equivalent of a word Mail: strcat@gmx.net | perl -e 'print unpack "B*","'$1'"' ;perl -e 'print "\n"' GPG-ID: 47E322CE | perl -e 'print pack "B*","'$1'"' ;perl -e 'print "\n"' % Christian 'strcat' Schneider () || GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE # Use vim to convert plaintext to HTML vim -nc ':so $VIMRUNTIME/syntax/2html.vim' -c ':wqa' foo >/dev/null 2>/dev/null % Christian 'strcat' Schneider | Search for a String into the Portcollection Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | (cd $PORTS_DIR && make print-index ~/.ports) GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | grep -i "^Port.*xchat-" -B1 -A8 .ports (OpenBSD) % ) | GPG-ID: 0x47E322CE --> $ grep sshot ~/.zshrc function sshot() {cd ~/shots && sleep 5; import -window root `date "+%Y-%m-%d%--%H:%M:%S"`.png} % Christian Schneider # Vim 6.2, Mutt 1.5.6, irssi 0.8.9, zsh 4.1.1 Mail: strcat@gmx.net # Screen 4.00.02, Slrn 0.9.8.0, mailfilter 0.6, GPG-ID: 0x47E322CE # Fvwm 2.2.5, GNU sed 4.0.7, GNU awk 3.1.3 % Christian 'strcat' Schneider | $ wc ~/.vimrc ~/.zshrc Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | 1650 7708 56050 /home/dope/.vimrc GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | 1118 6047 39862 /home/dope/.zshrc ( | 2768 13755 95912 total % Christian 'strcat' Schneider () | GPG-ID: 0x47E322CE Mutt "All mail clients suck. This one just sucks less" cd ~/mutt-1.5.5 && egrep -r '(sprintf|strcpy|strcat)' * | wc -l => 123 cd ~/pine4.58/pine && egrep -r '(sprintf|strcpy|strcat)' * | wc -l => 1758 % Christian 'strcat' Schneider :: Key F5 A S Exec exec xmms -r Email.......: strcat@gmx.net :: Key F6 A S Exec exec xmms -t GPG-ID......: 47E322CE :: Key F7 A S Exec exec xmms -s $ grep xmms ~/.fvwmrc :: Key F8 A S Exec exec xmms -f % | Christian 'strcat' Schneider | It is better to kiss an | GnuPG-Key-ID: 0x47E322CE \\\\ | avocado than to get in | () (O O) | a fight with an aardvark +-------------------------------oOOo-(_)-oOOo---+ % Christian Schneider |$ wc ~/.mailfilter/deny-{from,subjects} Mail: strcat@gmx.net| 1272 1444 40728 /home/dope/.mailfilter/deny-from GPG-ID: 47E322CE | 290 1305 14080 /home/dope/.mailfilter/deny-subjects www.keyserver.net | 562 2749 54808 total % Christian 'strcat' Schneider :: /\_/\ /\_/\ /\_/\ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net :: ( o.o ) ( o.o ) ( o.o ) GPG-ID......: 47E322CE :: > ^ < > ^ < > ^ < % [ Christian 'strcat' Schneider :: getmail 3.2.1, gpg 1.2.2, aterm 0.4.2, ] [ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net :: NcFTP 3.1.5, Wget 1.8.2, w3m-0.4.1-image ] [ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE :: Lynx 2.8.4rel.1, grepmail 4.91, gd-1.8.3 ] [ () :: XFree86 4.3/OpenBSD 3.3(174), rsync-2.5.7 ] % { } :: { Christian 'strcat' Schneider } { } :: { Email.......: strcat@gmx.net } { } :: { GPG-ID......: 47E322CE } % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider () */ /* Key fingerprint = 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE */ ^G Get Help ^O WriteOut ^R Read File ^Y Prev Pg ^K Cut Text ^C Cur Pos ^X Exit ^J Justify ^W Where is ^V Next Pg ^U UnCut Text^T To Spell % =:= |=| Christian 'strcat' Schneider =:= =:= |=| Email.............: strcat@gmx.net =:= =:= |=| GPG-ID............: 47E322CE =:= =:= |=| uname -nrs..: OpenBSD painless 3.4 =:= % Gnus - | trn - slrn - | xnews - tin - | pine - [Newsreader] Christian 'Gnus, Slrn, Tin' Christian () % Christian 'strcat' Schneider () || \ ,----------. / GnuPG-Key-ID: 0x47E322CE || - | SELF | - Available at: || - | DESTRUCT | - $ gpg --recv-keys --keyserver wwwkeys.eu.pgp.net 47E322CE || / `----------' \ % Christian () Schneider ^~~~~^ .--------------------. Gentoo...: | | ,| TECHNOLOGY - | Slackware: o|-OO-|o/ |No place for wimps! | Debian...: | () | `--------------------' % Christian 'strcat' Schneider = /"\ Avoid proprietary formats: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net = \ / No HTML, RTF or Word DOCs. GPG-ID......: 47E322CE = X Respect the open standards - () = / \ Join the ASCII Ribbon Campaign! % VsFTPd..: o Christian 'strcat' Schneider PureFTPd: o Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Oftpd...: o GPG-ID......: 47E322CE TwoFTPd.: o [ftp-Server] % Christian 'strcat' Schneider = evilwm...: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net = fvwm2....: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE = blackbox.: [Windowmanager] = ratpoison: % boa....: || Christian 'strcat' Schneider thttpd.: || Email.......: strcat@gmx.net fnord..: || GPG-ID......: 47E322CE cthulhu: || [Webserver] % | :wq ~/.signature | | | Christian 'strcat' Schneider | *------------------* \ / *------------------------------* | Can i send cash | . . | Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | | only? (Cisco) | `---' | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | % Christian Schneider |_|_|_|_| Email: strcat@gmx.net 'strcat' |_|\ /|_| GPG-ID: 47E322CE Unix Gladiator |_|/ \|_| :wq ~/.signature | | | | | Born to frag. % -----------------------------strcat@gmx.net%********* O |"| Christian 'strcat' Schneider * PLAY /\ | | 0x47E322CE * PINBALL! /\ \-------| ----------------http://strcat.de/----------%********* / / |-------| % -------------------------------+-----------------+------------------ Christian 'strcat' Schneider | strcat@gmx.net | The sum of the GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | OpenBSD 3.4 | Universe is 42. ()--+-----------------+------------------ % ___ ___ ___ ||| Christian 'strcat' Schneider () | | | | v gpg --recv-keys --keyserver wwwkeys.eu.pgp.net 47E322CE | G | N | U | /\ /\ Donauweg 2, 93102 Pfatter/Geisling |___|___|___|/// \\\ Tel: 09418/959331 % Christian 'strcat' Schneider +---+ People think love is an emotion. Email.......: strcat@gmx.net /\|___|/\ Love is good sense. %Ken Kesey GPG-ID......: 47E322CE ( o o ) [] ==============================oOO==(_)==OOo=============================== % Christian 'strcat' Schneider \\\ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net /// GPG-ID......: 47E322CE \\\ [Backup-Tools] /// % < Christian | / ._. \ "It came from | Email.......: strcat@gmx.net > < strcat | :={ @ }=: behind..." | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE > < Schneider | \ '~' / -Red 2- | [] > % You can have it done fast | # Christian 'strcat' Schneider You can have it done cheap|<%Pick any two. # Email.......: strcat@gmx.net You can have it done right| # GPG-ID......: 47E322CE % Christian 'strcat' Schneider | /////// | Filters e-mail, gets rid of spam Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | (*)^(-) | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | (_) | mailfilterrc(5), mailfilterex(5), -----------------------------| (\___/) | procmail(1), regex(7) % Christian 'strcat' Schneider ** redienhcS 'tacrts' naitsirhC Email.......: strcat@gmx.net ** ten.xmg@tacrts :.......liamE GPG-ID......: 47E322CE ** EC223E74 :......DI-GPG [] ** [] % --------------------------------- Christian 'strcat'Schneider [] BOFH at Large... Email......: strcat@gmx.net [] Docs, Suspenders, Shaven Head GPG-ID.....: 47E322CE [] clickity, clickity, clickity % pain% ls {x} Christian 'strcat' Schneider Segmentation Fault (core dumped.) {x} Email.......: strcat@gmx.net pain% whoami {x} GPG-ID......: 47E322CE You do not exist. Go away. {x} [] % ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Christian 'strcat' Schneider | () | GPG-ID: 47E322CE $ grep "\--recv-key" ~/.mutt/mutt.bind macro pager P "!gpg --keyserver pgp.mit.edu --recv-key 0x" "Get PGP Key" % # print line number 7 Christian 'strcat' Schneider =o= sed 7!d file || sed -n 7p file Email.......: strcat@gmx.net =o= perl -ne 'print if 7 .. 7' file GPG-ID......: 47E322CE =o= awk 'NR == 7 {print;exit}' file [] =o= # print line number 7 % ={ Uppercase the entire input file ** Christian 'strcat' Schneider }= ={ $ perl -ne'print uc' file ** Email.......: strcat@gmx.net }= ={ Lowercase the entire input file ** GPG-ID......: 47E322CE }= ={ $ perl -ne'print lc' file ** [] }= % +---------------+------------+------------+ + Christian \ 'strcat' / Schneider + + strcat@gmx.net / =*= \ 0x47E322CE + +---------------+-----------+-------------+ % [:alnum:] alphanumeric * [:digit:] numeric * Christian 'strcat' Schneider [:alpha:] alphabetic * [:upper:] uppercase * Email.......: strcat@gmx.net [:blank:] space and tab * [:lower:] lowercase * GPG-ID......: 47E322CE [:cntrl:] control * [:print:] alphanumeric * [] % + Christian 'strcat' Schneider + /\_/\ + agrep-2.04, xv-3.10a, gmake-3.80,+ + Email.......: strcat@gmx.net + ( o.o ) + python-2.2.1p1, unzip-5.50p2, + + GPG-ID......: 47E322CE + > v < + m4-1.4, wget-1.8.2, lame-3.93.1 + +-------------------------------+---------+-----------------------------------+ % Linux-Anfaenger(in)? -> http://www.dcoul.de/infos/ | Christian Schneider Neu im Usenet? -> http://www.kirchwitz.de/~amk/dni/ | 'strcat' Fragen zu Linux -> de.comp.os.unix.linux.moderated | strcat@gmx.net Fragen zu KDE/GNOME? -> de.comp.os.unix.apps.{kde,gnome} | GPG-ID: 0x47E322CE % <+-------------------------------------------------------+> |\__/,| (`\ Christian 'strcat' Schneider _.|o o |_ ) ) strcat@gmx.net <+-------(((-mr(((---------------------------------------+> % || o Christian Schneider "The only difference between || || () o _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ a juggler and a non-juggler, || || o_/||\/ strcat@gmx.net is the former picks up while || || _/\_ GPG-ID: 0x47E322CE the latter gives up." || % de.comp.os.unix.linux.hardware Hardwarefragen zu Linux. de.comp.os.unix.linux.infos Informationen zu Linux. de.comp.os.unix.linux.moderated Linux und -Distributionen. de.comp.os.unix.linux.misc Alles, was sich nicht anders einordnen laesst. % [*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*] [*] Christian 'strcat' Schneider [*] [*] 0x47E322CE [*] [*] Key Fingerprint = 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE [*] [*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*]--[*] % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider () GPG-ID: 0x47E322CE */ :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) <-%Aren't these cute? :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) <-%I was the one who :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) <-%invented them. % /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ \/ Christian 'strcat' Schneider () GPG-ID: 0x47E322CE \/ /\ Key-Fingerprint 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE /\ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ % A: TOFU! A: TOFU! F: Was ist die aergerlichste Sache auf Q: What is the most annoying thing Mailinglisten und Newsgruppen? on mailinglists and newsgroups? TOFU - Text Oben, Fullquote Unten TOFU - Text Over, Fullquote Under % | [Netiquette] | Christian 'strcat' Schneider | Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE % Christian 'strcat' Schneider ** Bash: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net ** tcsh: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE ** sash: [Shells] ** Zsh: % Aterm: ## Christian 'strcat' Schneider Eterm: ## Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Xterm: ## GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Mterm: ## [Terminals] % Mutt..: [+] Christian 'strcat' Schneider Pine..: [+] Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Gnus..: [+] GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Elmo..: [+] [Email-Clients (Console)] % Opera...: =O= Christian 'strcat' Schneider Mozilla.: =O= Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Netscape: =O= GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Amaya...: =O= [Browsers (X11)] % { Christian 'strcat' Schneider == Exim....: } { Email.......: strcat@gmx.net == Postfix.: } { GPG-ID......: 47E322CE == Qmail...: } { [Mail Transfer Agents (MTA)] == Sendmail: } % Vim...: | Christian 'strcat' Schneider Jed...: | Email.......: strcat@gmx.net XEmacs: | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Nano..: | [Editors] % mpg123...: | Christian 'strcat' Schneider mpg321...: | Email.......: strcat@gmx.net MPlayer..: | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Ogg123...: | [MP3-Player (Console)] % nmap..: |<+>| Christian 'strcat' Schneider nessus: |<+>| Email.......: strcat@gmx.net strobe: |<+>| GPG-ID......: 47E322CE saint.: |<+>| [Port/Security - Scanner] % Irssi.: {-} Christian 'strcat' Schneider BitchX: {-} Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Epic4.: {-} GPG-ID......: 47E322CE IrcII.: {-} [IRC-Clients (Console)] % Christian 'strcat' Schneider {*} XChat: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net {*} Quirc: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE {*} TKirc: [IRC-Clients (X11)] {*} Roxirc: % Christian 'strcat' Schneider {-} Ncftp: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net {-} Yafc.: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE {-} cftp.: [ftp-Clients (Console)] {-} lftp.: % Christian 'strcat' Schneider $$ axyftp: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net $$ cftp..: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE $$ gftp..: [ftp-Clients (X11)] $$ Dpsftp: % centericq: {-} Christian 'strcat' Schneider Vicq.....: {-} Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Micq.....: {-} GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Licq.....: {-} [ICQ-Clients] % Ogle...: +++ Christian 'strcat' Schneider Xine...: +++ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net OMS....: +++ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE MPlayer: +++ [DVD-Player] % OpenOffice..: *|+|* Christian 'strcat' Schneider SiagOffice..: *|+|* Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Koffice.....: *|+|* GPG-ID......: 47E322CE HancomOffice: *|+|* [Office Suites] % Christian 'strcat' Schneider >*< Bonnie++: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net >*< Iozone..: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE >*< Lmbench.: [Benchmarks] >*< Ubench..: % Cowsay..: (*) Christian 'strcat' Schneider Figlet..: (*) Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Geekcode: (*) GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Netris..: (*) [Must-have ;)} % mc....: [==+==] Christian 'strcat' Schneider Deco..: [==+==] Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Xnc...: [==+==] GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Gentoo: [==+==] [Filemanager] % Christian 'strcat' Schneider )=+=( Ispell..: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net )=+=( Aspell..: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE )=+=( GtkSpell: [Spelling] )=+=( ;) % Agrep: )*( Christian 'strcat' Schneider Hgrep: )*( Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Ngrep: )*( GPG-ID......: 47E322CE grep, egrep, fgrep, zgrep, zegrep, zfgrep )*( [File-Searching] % stow.: || [Source-Manager] depot: graft: Christian 'strcat' Schneider || Email: strcat@gmx.net || GPG-ID: 47E322CE % mirror.: = Christian 'strcat' Schneider wwwsync: = Email.......: strcat@gmx.net rsync..: = GPG-ID......: 47E322CE unison.: = ["Mirroring"] % Christian 'strcat' Schneider -=*=- Amaya....: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net -=*=- BBEdit...: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE -=*=- Bluefish.: [HTML-Editors] -=*=- Coffeecup: % Freshmeat..: -::- Christian 'strcat' Schneider Sourceforge: -::- Email.......: strcat@gmx.net LinuxApps..: -::- GPG-ID......: 47E322CE IceWalkers.: -::- [Linuxsoftware] % Christian 'strcat' Schneider #--# Elinks: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net #--# w3m...: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE #--# lynx..: [Browser (Console)] #--# Links.: % Christian 'strcat' Schneider |++| Balsa...: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net |++| Sylpheed: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE |++| Gnus....: [Email-Clients (X11)] |++| XFmail..: % Tkabber: %%% Christian 'strcat' Schneider Gabber.: %%% Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Psi....: %%% GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Gain...: %%% [Jabber Clients] % Christian 'strcat' Schneider |--| cDonkey.: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net |--| eDonkey.: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE |--| lMule...: [Peer-to-Peer] |--| Loopster: % Ethereal: ## Christian 'strcat' Schneider Tcpdump.: ## Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Etherape: ## GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Ntop....: ## [Protokoll Analyse] % unrar: @@@ Christian 'strcat' Schneider unace: @@@ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net bzip2: @@@ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE tar(1), compress(1), pax(1), cpio(1), .. @@@ [Archiver] % Christian 'strcat' Schneider ;;;; CFS......: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net ;;;; TCFS.....: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE ;;;; BestCrypt: [Crypt (Filesystem)] ;;;; Loop-aes.: % foremost.: ::: Christian 'strcat' Schneider recover..: ::: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Myrescue.: ::: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE TestDisk.: ::: ["undelete"] % Xmms....: \/ Christian 'strcat' Schneider Zinf....: /\ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net GQmpeg..: \/ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Snackamp: /\ [MP3-Player (X11) % Christian 'strcat' Schneider + Mailfilter: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net + Spammassassin: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE + Procmail..: [Mailfilter / Spamkiller] + bmf: % Christian 'strcat' Schneider + Squid...: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net + wwwoffle: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE + OOPS....: [Proxy-Server] + Privoxy.: % Vmware.: ## Christian 'strcat' Schneider Bochs..: ## Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Wine...: ## GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Win4Lin: ## [Emulators (Windows)] % Knoppix: :-: Christian 'strcat' Schneider Slax...: :-: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Loonix.: :-: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Blin...: :-: [Linux (Live-CDs)] % Outlook-Faq: ::: Christian 'strcat' Schneider Quote-HowTo: ::: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Dumme Frage: ::: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Begriffe...: [Usenet 1x1] % Christian 'strcat' Schneider >==< Gnome: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net >==< XFCE.: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE >==< KDE..: [Desktop-Enviroments] >==< rox..: % {=- make show=FLAVORS ::: Christian 'strcat' Schneider -=} {=- make show=VERSION ::: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net -=} {=- make show=COMMENT ::: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE -=} {=- make show=PKGNAME ::: [ OpenBSD (Portcollection) ] -=} % || Christian 'strcat' Schneider || Email.......: strcat@gmx.net || GPG-ID......: 47E322CE || [All hail irssi ;)] % (-) Christian 'strcat' Schneider (-) Email.......: strcat@gmx.net (-) GPG-ID......: 47E322CE (-) [Google] % Christian 'strcat' Schneider [-+-] Supportdatenbank: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net [-+-] Portal..........: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE [-+-] RPMs (SuSE, ..).: [SuSE-Infos] [-+-] (Mini-)HowTos...: % Dyndns: { * } Christian 'strcat' Schneider Dhis..: { * } Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Ddns..: { * } GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Ddts..: { * } [Dyndns] % "Yeh, Buddy.. | strcat@gmx.net (Christian Schneider) | _~~_ I've got your COMPUTER! | % GPG-Key-ID: 0x47E322CE | (O)(-) Right HERE!!" | Donauweg 2, 93102 Pfatter | /..\ (computer THIS!) | 09481/959331 | () % ** Christian 'strcat' Schneider - Unix Gladiator ** ** ".Sig, .sig a .sog, .sig out loud, || -strcat@gmx.net ---------- ** ** .sig out .strog ." % || Apathy is not the problem, ** ** Karen Carpenter with a head cold || it's the solution ** % / / Christian 'strcat' Schneider / / Email.......: strcat@gmx.net \ \/ / GPG-ID......: 47E322CE \ \/"Yes, but which self do you want to be?" % : , , : Kirk to Enterprise: Christian Schneider : -o o- : beam down yeoman Rand strcat@gmx.net : l : and a six-pack. NOW! : - : % Christian 'strcat' Schneider \ /\ / He's dead, Jim. You Email.......: strcat@gmx.net \/ \/ grab his tricorder, GPG-ID......: 47E322CE \__/ I'll get his wallet. [] \/ % $ su - /\ Christian 'strcat' Schneider / \ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net # nohup /bin/rm -rf / & /\--/\ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE # logout / \/ \ Be quick - or be dead! % VI is better than Emacs. | Let's | Christian 'strcat' Schneider MacOS is better than Windows. | start the | Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Unix is better than VMS. | religious | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Eiffel is better than C++. | war! | J-E-H-O-V-A!!!1 % NSD....: * Christian 'strcat' Schneider PowerDNS: * Email.......: strcat@gmx.net MaraDNS.: * GPG-ID......: 47E322CE djbdns..: * [BIND - alternatives] % Christian 'strcat' Schneider |\ /| agrep 2.04, Perl v5.8.2, gcc 2.95.3, Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | \/ | bison 1.35, nasm 0.98.35, m4 1.4, GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | /\ | autoconf-2.57, aclocal 1.4-p6, [] |/ \| Python 2.2.1, metaauto 0.1 % Christian 'strcat' Schneider % leafnode: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net % INN.....: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE % Noffle..: [NNTP-Server] % Sn......: % == Christian 'strcat' Schneider == Email.......: strcat@gmx.net == GPG-ID......: 47E322CE == [Slrn-Howtos] % *** Christian 'strcat' Schneider *** Email.......: strcat@gmx.net *** GPG-ID......: 47E322CE *** [RTFM => *BSD] % *** Christian 'strcat' Schneider *** Email.......: strcat@gmx.net *** GPG-ID......: 47E322CE *** [RTFM => Mutt] % "Ich sags ja immer: RfCs in Stein meisseln (5cm starke Granitplatten, grosser Font) und diese Idioten solange damit schlagen, bis sie es entweder kapiert haben, oder der Genpool bereinigt wurde." %Juergen P. Meier in dasr - % begin sexy-attachment.txt L0VAA;F=E('EO=7(@8G)O:V5N*VEN8V]M<&%T:6)L92!N97=S/dev/null &");} % Ich sehe keinen Grund, die ganzen DAUs nicht in Sippenhaft zu nehmen und einfach ueberhaupt keinem mehr zu helfen. Von mir aus koennen die alle an ihren implodierenden Hirnen sterben. %Felix von Leitner, 2002-03-26, <3ca07da5@fefe.de> % [dope@painless:~]% :\) zsh: command not found: :) [dope@painless:~]% % ~$ ~$ ".signature" [New] 0L, 0C [w] % . - . - . - .|:·:·:·:·:·:·:·:·:|/\/\/\/\/\/\| Christian 'strcat' Schneider . - . - . - .|:·:·:·:·:·:·:·:·:|\/\/\/\/\/\/| Email.......: strcat@gmx.net . - . - . - .|:·:·:·:·:·:·:·:·:|/\/\/\/\/\/\| GPG-ID......: 47E322CE . - . - . - .|:·:·:·:·:·:·:·:·:|\/\/\/\/\/\/| open CLUE, "/dev/brain" or die; % --enable-voodoo Use Voodoo Fried Chicken spell to compile Gtk%(use this only when everything else fails) --enable-extra-crispy Roast the chicken extra-crispy (see voodoo option)], --enable-vegetarian The chicken will be a Tofu chicken (see voodoo option)], % indent -kr -l78 -lc78 -lps -i8 -br -pcs -psl -bbo -bad -bap -cs -nbc -nhnl -nss % "Ich habe liebe Genossen in Moskau" - I've got dead comreds in Moscow. "Ich habe Liebe genossen in Moskau" - I enjoyed love in Moscow. % linux/lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-) linux/arch/sparc64/kernel/binfmt_aout32.c: /* Fuck me plenty... */ linux/arch/sparc64/kernel/ptrace.c:/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */ % Unix never says `Please.' %Rob Pike % linux-2.1.92/fs/autofs/root.c: printk("autofs: trying to recover, but prepare for Armageddon\n"); % crontab -e # edit new/ existing cron job ## Christian 'strcat' Schneider crontab -l # list the cron jobs ## Email.......: strcat@gmx.net crontab -r # remove the cron jobs ## GPG-ID......: 47E322CE cron(8), crontab(1) and crontab(5) ## [ RTFM => cron ] % o "-rw-r--r--" (-) normal file o "drwxrwxrwt" (d) directory o "prw-r-----" (p) FIFO o "brw-r-----" (b) block device o "crw-r-----" (c) char device o "lrwxrwxrwx" (l) link FIFO, block and character devices are created by mknod command % L : First module loaded, but cannot load second stage. LI : Loading correct. Failed to execute. LIL : Loading and execution ok. Descriptor table not loaded. LIL? : Second module loaded at incorrect address. LIL- : The descriptor table is corrupt. % #!/bin/sh - set - `type $0` 'tr "[a-zA-Z]" "[n-za-mN-ZA-M]"';while [ "$2" != "" ];do \ shift;done; echo 'frq -a -rc '`echo "$0"| $1 `'>$UBZR/.`rpub signature|'`\ echo $1|$1`'`;rpub "Jr ner fvtangher bs obet. Erfvfgnapr vf shgvyr!"'|$1|sh % cogito ergo sum, bibo ergo sum, cogito ergo bib, bibo ergo bib? echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc % In Germany everything is forbidden, unless something is specifically allowed. In the UK everything which is not specifically forbidden, is allowed. In France everything is allowed, even if it is forbidden. In Italy everything is allowed, especially when it is forbidden. % If you see it and it's there, it's real, If you see it and it isn't there, it's virtual, If you can't see it and it's there, it's transparent, And if you can't see it and it isn't there, it's gone.... % This is Unix-Land. In quiet nights, you can hear the Windows machines reboot. % \\\|||/// \ Christian 'strcat' Schneider \\ ~ ~ // \ Email......: strcat@gmx.net | @ @ | \ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE oOo (_) oOo \ This space for rent. % .---% Christian 'strcat' Schneider ____ / Boys will be boys, , and so will a \/ lot of middle-aged men. %Kin Hubbard % Msmtp.....: :: Christian 'strcat' Schneider Esmtp.....: :: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Nullmailer: :: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Ssmtp.....: [ Small-MTAs ] % A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text. Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing? A: Top-posting (aka TOFU) [TOFU := text over, Q: What is the most annoying thing on usenet? fullquote under] % $ alias lsa lad lsd :: Christian 'strcat' Schneider lsa='ls -a .*(.)' # Only Dotfiles :: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net lad='ls -ld .*(/)'# Only Dotdirectories :: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE lsd='ls -ld *(/)' # Only Directorys :: [ Zsh-Aliases (Dots) ] % $ alias UP2low low2UP % Christian 'strcat' Schneider UP2low='for i in *(.); mv $i ${i:l}' % Email.......: strcat@gmx.net low2UP='for i in *(.); mv $i ${i:u}' % GPG-ID......: 47E322CE # Rename files/directories % [ Zsh (UP2low / low2UP ] % Zsh: 102 builtins, 152 options, ksh-style coprocesses, arithmetic expressions, 4 advanced globbing, periodic command execution, Spelling Correction, tty 2 Sanity Checking, List Variables, dynamically loadable binary modules, 0 prompt on right side of screen, can emulate ksh, csh or POSIX sh, ... % $ egrep '(sprintf|strcpy|strcat)' *(.) | wc -l ~/download/bash-2.05 => 116 $ egrep '(sprintf|strcpy|strcat)' *(.) | wc -l ~/download/zsh-4.2.0 => 11 $ man zshall | wc -l => 26796 ## $ du -shx =zsh => 416K $ man bash | wc -l => 6468 ## $ du -shx =bash => 480K % / Directories - p named pipes (FIFOs) - Christian 'strcat' Schneider . Plain Files - * executable files (0100) - Email.......: strcat@gmx.net @ Symlinks - % device files - GPG-ID......: 47E322CE = Sockets - %b block special files - [ Zsh (Glob Qualifiers) ] % $ du -shx /usr/bin/zsh => 416K # Christian 'strcat' Schneider $ man zshall | wc -l => 26796 # [ Zsh Manpages ] zshbuiltins(1), zshcompwid(1), zshcompsys(1), zshcompctl(1), zshexpn(1), zshmisc(1), zshmodules(1), zshoptions(1), zshparam(1), zshzle(1) zshall(1). % Christian 'strcat' Schneider / Good - Cheap - Fast | /~~~~ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net / Pick any two! | _i_|[]| GPG-ID......: 47E322CE /#include |\__|______| ---------------------------------------------------------/-(o_o_o_o) % "Je mehr im Meer versinken, desto mehr die Oscars winken." %SWF3 "Motto des Tages", als "Titanic" 11 Oscars gewann % "Embre, ist das moerderheiss hier... die Sonne knallt mir sowas von auf den Muetze. Ich glaub, ich brauch jetzt ganz schnell eine... Ventilatorrr!" %SWF3 % "Eyyyy, steigst Du runter von meim Handtuch und cremst mich lieber ein mit... Sonnenschutzfakkktorrrr!" %SWF3 % "... und um 12:30 Uhr unterbricht SAT.1 immerhin die Talkshow, bei der sich normalerweise Vera am Mittag vor die Kamera schiebt." %SWR3, dass alle Sender ausser SAT.1 die Sonnenfinsternis live uebertragen % "Ich kenne nur eine Person, die hoeher singen kann als Whitney Houston und Mariah Carey: Schiedsrichter Markus Merk." %SWR3 % "Einfach durch zwei teilen, dann noch ein bisschen mehr. Das ist der exakte Euro-Kurs." %SWR3, Mai 2001 % "Wenn das Wetter kalt ist, wird die Puff Unterlage sich langsam puffen. Entrollen sie Puff Unterlage und liegen auf ihr, dann wird sie von der Waerme sich Inflationen bekommen." %Gebrauchsanweisung fuer eine Luftmatraze % Der User steht im Mittelpunkt - also allen im Weg. % Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x] % "Die Loveparade ist vorbei, die Raver hinterliessen sage und schreibe 220 Tonnen Muell, die Musik noch nicht mitgerechnet." %NDR2-Nachrichten % "6000 Liter Diesel sind aus der gesunkenen Bohrinsel vor der Kueste Brasiliens in den Atlantik gelaufen. Der Betreiberkonzern hat 26 Oelbekaempfungsschiffe an die Ungluecksstelle gesandt." %tagesschau-Newsletter vom 21.03.2001 % - Niederlande: Erste offizielle Home-Ehen - Neue Regeln im Verkehr %aus dem tagesschau-Newsletter vom 01.04.2001 % "Frau Meier ist wuetend, dass ihr Ex-Mann mit seinen billigen Tricks und ihren Haushaltsgeraeten die Oeffentlichkeit an der Nase herumfuehrt." %RTL2 in einem Bericht ueber den UFO-Faelscher Billy Meier % "Bei einer Massendemonstration in Belgrad gingen hundert- tausend ... aeh ... nur tausende Menschen auf die Strasse." %"heute" am 16.07.1999 % "Naechste Woche ist 'Englische Woche'. Das heisst nicht, es gibt 7 Tage schlechtes Essen, ..." %Oliver Welke in "ran", 10.04.1999 % "7:7 - und noch 57 Minuten bis Mitternacht!" %Kommentar zum packenden, nicht enden wollenden DFB-Halbfinale-Elfmeter- schiessen zwischen den Amateuren Trier und dem Erstligisten Duisburg % "Rueckstoss zu Reincke - ein Bundesland haelt den Atem an!" %"ran", Nov. '97 % "Ein Trainer sehen, was passieren in Platz. In diese Spiel es waren zwei, drei oder vier Spieler, die waren schwach wie eine Flasche leer!" %Giovanni Trapattoni nach drei Niederlagen der Bayern in Folge % "STRUUUNZ! eeehh... nikkse Punkste aus Spiele drrei... wie Flasche leeeeer" %Giovanni Trapattoni nach drei Niederlagen der Bayern in Folge % "Der Praesident des Fussballclubs in Istanbul ist schon seit 14 Jahren im Amt, das ist Weltrekord in der Tuerkei." %Franz Beckenbauer % ... dass hotmail.com vom Code Red befallen wurde und tagelang lahm lag, hatte aber auch seine positiven Seiten: Die Verbreitung von Sircam wurde merkbar verlangsamt." %ZDNet Editorial % sh -c 'set 2 1 0 / . - + ^ : , ! %;y=70;for a in $* $*;do x=54;while [ \ ${#s} -lt 79 ];do r=0;i=0;for b in % $*;do [ $(((q=r*r)+(t=i*i))) -ge 9\ 999 ]&&break;i=$((y+(r*i)/32));r=$((x+(q-t)/64));done;s=$b$s;x=$((x-2))\ ;done;y=$((y-6));echo $s;s=;done;' % #include int m,u,e=0;float l,_,I;main(){for(;e<1863;putchar((++e>909&&952>e?60- m:u)["\n ten.xmg@tacrts redienhcS naitsirhC "]))for(u=_=l=0;(m=e %81)<80&&I*l+_*_<6&&20>++u;_=2*l*_+e/81*.09-1,l=I)I=l*l-_*_-2+m/27.;} % The very small EOL (End-Of-Line) FAQ: Mac:CTRL-M [0x0d] DOS/Windows:CTRL-M+CTRL-J [0x0d 0x0a] Unix:CTRL-J [0x0a] $ alias unix2dos='vim -c "se ff=dos|x"' # $ dos2unix file $ alias dos2unix='vim -c "se ff=dos|x"' # $ unix2dos file % lspci | grep -i usb # Christian 'strcat' Schneider modprobe usb-ohci # Email.......: strcat@gmx.net modprobe usb-uhci # GPG-ID......: 47E322CE lsmod | grep usb # [Linux+USB=?] % Vim is an Editor; it is not a code beautifier, compiler, ftp client, mailer, newsreader, print program, shell, spell checker, web browser, word processor or an operating system. % Morse A .- B -... 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T - U ..- V ...- W .-- X -..- Y -.-- Z --.. ======= 0 ----- 1 .---- 2 ..--- 3 ...-- 4 ....- 5 ..... 6 -.... 7 --... 8 ---.. 9 ----. % Christian 'strcat' Schneider - , , Email.......: strcat@gmx.net - , , GPG-ID......: 47E322CE - , or [Shorten-URLs] - $ perl -MCPAN -eshell and install WWW::Shorten % #!/usr/local/bin/perl # Roger Espel Llima 1996-02-24 s*^*QJwEw=QGv:vt=PGwEvvvEwt=OGUtMGUt=N\@:tKG:A=O> G:GNb,&+ 1%" Z)2" j&zz,+* &&s^$^ Y+1&E["+0,/0%&- [y*-y&\$+!=Pt:S=QtUSQM%11-RGG444F"##F,/\$Gz)2"/&zz^, s@$@,+F%1*)=Q SF=QSUUt=PSF:t=OSJ>=NSL>=NtUUGNtUUG=OtGPtG=@,y,=:-|"-9,\n"-|, ,s,&,\\"\\,g,s,;,/"/,g,s,",===,g,s,(\d),' 'x$1,eg,print $_; # Free Speech! % "A mouse is a device used to select the xterm you want to type in." % (*)(*) Sex is not the answer. /===============================\ ) ( Sex is the question. | Christian 'strcat' Schneider | ( v ) "Yes!" is the answer. | strcat@gmx.net (47E322CE) | \ |/ \===============================/ % Some important Usenet-RFCs: Standard for ARPA Internet Text Messages: 822 NNTP: 977, 2980 Internet Message Format: 2822 Netiquette Guideline: 1855 MIME: 2045, 2046, 2047, 2048, 2049 UTF-7: 2152 UTF-8: 2279 format=flawed: 2646 % $ ./configure --with-slrnpull --enable-spool && make && make install set spool_inn_root "/home/slrnpull-root" | set use_slrnpull 1 set spool_root "/home/slrnpull-root/news" | set server_object "spool" set spool_nov_root "/home/slrnpull-root/news" | [Slrn-Slrnpull] % | $ time vim -c ":q" | Real: 0.10s User: 0.03s System: 0.00s Percent: 29% Cmd: vim -c ":q" | $ time emacs -kill | Real: 2.28s User: 0.21s System: 0.12s Percent: 14% Cmd: emacs -kill % Christian 'strcat' Schneider | Signature O O Asshole on tour :> | under /\=,---. T/\ UNIX_SV hellfire 4.2MP 2.1.3 i386 x86at | construction /\ `O' U /\ % http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/entry/recursive-acronym.html to understand recursion, you must first understand recursion. see recursion. % "Mail-Handling unter Linux" || Christian 'strcat' Schneider fetchmail, mailfilter, procmail, sendmail. || Email.......: strcat@gmx.net || GPG-ID......: 47E322CE getmail, mailfilter, spamassassin || [Mailhandling] % Ein Reiseruf: Der Schuetze Karl-Heinz Weber, unterwegs mit einem dunkelgruenen Kettenfahrzeug, Marke Leopard, im Raum Malaga wird dringend gebeten, seinen Standortkommandanten in Speyer anzurufen: Das mit der Mobilmachung sei doch nur ein Scherz gewesen... % Friede macht Reichtum, Reichtum macht Uebermut, Uebermut bringt Krieg, Krieg bringt Armut, Armut macht Demut, Demut bringt wieder Frieden. % Irakisches Bingo: B-52... F-16... A-10... F-18... F-117... B-2... % KORPORAL: Kann Ohne Rueckfrage Primitive Organismen Ruecksichtslos Ausbeuten Lassem % Die 10 Gebote: 279 Woerter Amerikanische Unabhaengigkeitserklaerung: 300 Woerter Verordnung ueber den Import von Karamelbonbons: 25.911 Woerter % Die groesste Leistung besteht darin, den Widerstand des Feindes ohne einen Kampf zu brechen. (Sunzi: Die Kunst des Krieges) % ~/.vimrc iab Microsoft Outlook Express Miniweich Auswuerg Exzess % WINDOWS? Will Install Needless Data On Whole System Work is never done on Windows Systems Will ich nicht doch ohne Windows sein? % She (astonished) : "I'm so drunk I can't feel my knee!" Me (reasurringly): "I can feel your knee." She (interested) : "I'm so drunk I can't feel my thigh!" % y^2 = x^3 - 15823 x + 767122 (5) y^2 = x^3 + 1123187040185717205972 x + 50786893859117937639786031372848 (6) % Christian 'strcat' Schneider () GnuPG-Key-ID: 47E322CE /\ /\ /Abo. He's a specialist in the use of a crowbar\ /\ /\ / \ \ /--PBS Special: The Construction of the Pyramids--\ / \ \ % perl grep (like unix's grep utility) - =o= Christian 'strcat' Schneider example args: '^[Cc]hris[^:]*' /etc/passwd =o= Email.......: strcat@gmx.net perl -we'$;=shift;die+grep{/$;/}<>' =o= GPG-ID......: 47E322CE [Perl-Oneliner (perlgrep)] % whois -h whois.ripe.net domain.de o=o Christian 'strcat' Schneider whois -h whois.internic.net domain.com o=o Email.......: strcat@gmx.net whois -h whois.internic.net domain.org o=o GPG-ID......: 47E322CE whois -h whois.internic.net domain.net o=o [whois, ripe, denic, ..] % $ umount /cdrom || $ fuser -k /cdrom /dev/scd0: Device is busy || No automatic removal. Please use umount /cdrom $ fuser -u /cdrom || $ umount /cdrom /cdrom: 348c(luser) || [fuser] % edquota(8) - edit user quotas quota(1) - display disk usage and limits quotacheck(8) - filesystem quota consistency checker quotactl(2) - manipulate filesystem quotas % { $ lsof -i TCP:80 || $ lsof -i TCP || Christian 'strcat' Schneider } { $ lsof -i UDP || $ lsof /dev/cdrom || Email.......: strcat@gmx.net } { $ lsof /dev/dsp || $ man 1 lsof || GPG-ID......: 47E322CE } % $# =·Anzahl der Argumente = $0 name des scripts | Christian 'strcat' Schneider $* = alle Argumente als ein String | Email.......: strcat@gmx.net $@ = alle Argumente als eine Kette von Strings | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE $? = exit-status des vorigen Kommandos | [Shell-Hints] % $ vimtutor {de,es,fr,gr,it,ja,no,sk,ru,pl,zh} | Christian 'strcat' Schneider :help your_keyword | Email.......: strcat@gmx.net $ cd $VIMRUNTIME/doc/ | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE $ ./vim2html.pl tags *.txt | [Learn Vim] % Pluto Neptune Uranus Saturn Jupiter Mars Earth Venus Mercury Sun . o o o O . . . . /\ ^ \/ -- You are here % # wall "Mwuahahahaha!!!"; newfs /dev/userdisk % #include #include main() { srandom(time(0)); while(1) { int pid=random()%30000; if(pid>1 && pid!=getpid()) kill(pid, random()&1 ? SIGSTOP : SIGBUS); sleep(10);}} % good : while (1) {fork;} better: while(!fork()) { fork(); } best : for(fork();!fork();fork()) fork(); % multiplexes your terminal, creates screendumps, *=* Christian 'strcat' Schneider adds digraph input, keep your programs alive *=* Email.......: strcat@gmx.net while you are offline, use your MUA, NUA, *=* GPG-ID......: 47E322CE lynx and so on under *one* termimal! *=* [How? Use GNU screen!] % /etc/zshenv && ~/.zshenv # login+interactive+other /etc/zshrc && ~/.zshrc # login+interactive /etc/zlogin && ~/.zlogin # only login /etc/zprofile && ~/.zprofile # only login [Zsh start up sequence] % 1.) /etc/profile # When bash is invoked as an interactive login shell, or as 2.) ~/bash_profile # a non-interactive shell with the --login option, it first 3.) ~/.bash_login # reads and executes commands from this files in this 4.) ~/.profile # order! - Bash start up sequence % When an interactive shell that is not a login shell is started, bash reads and executes commands from ~/.bashrc, if that file exists. This may be inhibited by using the --norc option. The --rcfile file option will force bash to read and execute commands from file instead of ~/.bashrc. - Use ~/bashrc % $ bash: command not found: foobar # Christian 'strcat' Schneider $ export PATH=$PATH:/path/to/foobar # Email.......: strcat@gmx.net $ man bash | less -p "^COMMAND EXECUTION" # GPG-ID......: 47E322CE $ man bash | less -p "^INVOCATION" # [Bash: command not found] % :vmap -Visual | :map! -Insert and " Christian 'strcat' Schneider :nmap -Normal | Command-line " Email.......: strcat@gmx.net :imap -Insert | :map -Normal, Visual " GPG-ID......: 47E322CE :cmap -Command-line | and Operator-pending " [Vim mappings] % Newsgroup: de.comp.editoren || Subject: [editor] Um nur an einzelnen Editoren interessierten Netzteilnehmern das Filtern zu ermoeglichen, sollte die Betreffszeile mit dem Namen des Editors (in eckigen Klammern) beginnen. % - Christian 'strcat' Schneider - Email.......: strcat@gmx.net - GPG-ID......: 47E322CE - [*My* must have!] % From: aol\.com %% From: [wW]ebmaster %% Christian 'strcat' Schneider From: \.fr\> %% From: root %% Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Subject: ^test$ %% Subject: ^(no subject)$ %% GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Subject: \[DAILY\] %% Subject: ^Untitled$ %% [Score:: -9999 (Slrn)] % Q: Wie werden die Einwohner von Berlin-Brandenburg heissen? A: Branduliner und Berleburger! JFK: "Isch biin ain ... jelly doughnut? Who wrote this speech?" % $ cd $PORTSDIR/games/prboom $ make show=COMMENT $ "enhanced clone of Id Software's Doom game; multiplayer" $ make && make install clean % "Free software: Contribute nothing, expect nothing." % Ä À Á Â Ã Å Æ ç ð Ë È Í Ê Ï Ì Í Î ñ Ö Ò Ó Ô Õ Ø Þ Ü Ù Ú Û ý ÿ ä à á â ã å æ Ç Ð ë è é ê ï ì í î Ñ ö ò ó ô õ ø þ ß ü ù ú û Ý ¡ ¢ £ ¤ ¥ ¦ § ¨ © ª « ¬ ® ¯ ° ± ² ³ ´ µ ¶ · ¸ ¹ º » ¼ ½ ¾ ¿ × ÷ % _______ (-) o---|_______|---o (+) | | +---------------+ Widerstand ist zwecklos! % ____ Christian Schneider / "Well, there's homosexuality in all animals \ / strcat@gmx.net / but one, and that's the pig. If it weren't \/ (GPG-ID: 47E322CE) / for homosexuals we'd all have to live like / pigs." -- overheard at Sydney Mardi Gras % __ | The post you have just read is real, but it could \\/ | have been avoided. Inbreeding is every-one's Chris Schneider | problem. Contact your local Mormon church to be strcat@gmx.net | sure you aren't marrying a close relative. % // |o| / _ \ |o| \\ }o{ "There's no ALL POWERFUL force |o| |==(0)==| |o| }o{ that controls my destiny...." \ /^\ / }o{ -- Han Solo (Star Wars) =[- Scotty the Sagemaster -]= }o{ Christian 'strcat' Schneider % \ /\ Christian 'strcat' Schneider / \/\ / \ _~e__e Email.......: strcat@gmx.net /\/ \ \ / \/\ ,---.____`\<;\<; GPG-ID......: 47E322CE / \ \ / \ \__=(*)- (*)/--/(*)__________________________________/ \ % 40tude..: (*) Christian 'strcat' Schneider Forté...: (*) Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Xnews...: (*) GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Mozilla.: (*) [Newsreader (Windows)] % sed "s/foo/bar/" # replaces 1st instance on each line sed "s/foo/bar/4" # replaces 4th instance on each line sed "s/foo/bar/g" # replaces ALL instances sed "/foo/s/foo/bar/g" # same but executes more quickly % sed "s/$/`echo -e \\\r`/" # command under ksh !! Christian 'strcat' Schneider sed 's/$'"/`echo \\\r`/" # command under bash !! Email.......: strcat@gmx.net sed "s/$/`echo \\\r`/" # command under zsh !! GPG-ID......: 47E322CE sed "s/$//" # command under sh !! [Unix newlines 2 DOS format] % sed -i.bak -e "s/Foo/Bar/" # GNU sed version 4.0.7 perl -p -i.bak -e 's/\bFoo\b/Bar/g' # Perl v5.* [Search and replace] % FNORD="/usr/share/dict/special/4bsd" perl -lne '/^u/i or next;int rand++$l or$u=$_;END{print"$u sucks"}' $FNORD [Start a random flamewar :>] % $ functions cls cls() { ( echo "PERM LINKS OWNER GROUP SIZE MONTH DAY HH:MM NAME"; ls -l | tail +2; \ ) | column -t % ci -l file # first edit, enter description, lock for editing ci -u file # checkin, unlock, enter comment such as "Quinn did blah." ci -l file # as above, but keeps it locked if you wish to edit further rlog file # show the revision history of the file, with all comments % A -Alpha B -Bravo C -Charlie D -Delta E -Echo F -Foxtrot G -Golf H -Hotel I -India J -Juliet K -Kilo L -Lima M -Mike N -November O -Oscar P -Papa Q -Quebec R -Romeo S -Sierra T -Tango U -Uniform V -Victor W -Whiskey X -X-Ray Y -Yankee Z -Zulu # Military Alphabet % screen -t 'Zsh' 0 zsh || Christian 'strcat' Schneider screen -t 'Mutt' 1 mutt || Email.......: strcat@gmx.net screen -t 'Slrn' 2 slrn || GPG-ID......: 47E322CE screen -t 'NcFTP' 3 ncftp || [$ tail -n 4 ~/.screenrc] % IMAP: Interactive Mail Transfer Protocol ~ POP: Post Office Protocol LDAP: Lightweight Directory Access Protocol ~ FTP: File Transfer Protocol SMTP: Simple Mail Transfer Protocol ~ NTP: Network Time Protocol NNTP: Network News Transfer Protocol ~ IPP: Internet Printing Protocol % flea (1) - Report a bug (or rather a flea) in mutt. Christian 'strcat' Schneider mutt (1) - The Mutt Mail User Agent Email.......: strcat@gmx.net mutt_dotlock (1) - Lock mail spool files. GPG-ID......: 47E322CE muttrc (5) - Configuration file for the Mutt Mail User Agent [ man -k mutt] % Need a text based program for reading mails? ++ Christian 'strcat' Schneider POP-, GPG/PGP-, IMAP-, threading-, color-, ++ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net MIME-, scoring-, compressed-folder- and ++ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE SMIME - Support? => ++ [Use Mutt (1.5.6)!] % Need a text based program for reading News? '' Christian 'strcat' Schneider Threading, Scoring, Colors, free key '' Email.......: strcat@gmx.net bindings, SSL, spoilers, mime, *very* '' GPG-ID......: 47E322CE high adaptability? => '' [Use Slrn (0.9.8.0)!] % Want a Shell? 356 Keybindings? 153 Options? # Christian 'strcat' Schneider 103 builtins? 150 defined variabls? Rekursive # Email.......: strcat@gmx.net globbing? arithmetic expressions? csh-style # GPG-ID......: 47E322CE history? programmable completion? [ Use Zsh!] # 4.2.0 % VIM 6.2 () " Christian 'strcat' Schneider - 383 syntax files " Email.......: strcat@gmx.net - 322 options " GPG-ID......: 47E322CE - 137 features (without patches) " [I *love* VIM!] % Need a terminal based browser? /\ Christian 'strcat' Schneider Tables? Frames? Colors? Multilingual? \/ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Cookies? Tabbed browsing? Mouse-support? /\ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE SSL? IPv6? => \/ [Use w3m (0.4.1)!] % lsmod - lists the currently loaded modules rmmod - removes a module insmod - loads a single module modprobe - loads a module and its dependent modules (if any) % alias pico "pico -d -e -j -m -w -z" # [Configuring pico] -d enable delete key # -j enable goto in filebrowser -e enable filename completion # -m enable mouse support in file browser -w disable word wrap # -z enable ctrl-z suspension of pico % xmodmap -e "keycode 20 = Control_R" # Rebind AltGraph to Control_R xmodmap -e "keysym Meta_R = Mode_switch" # Rebind right Meta to Mode_switch xmodmap -e "add control = Control_R" # The new Control_R now works as Control xmodmap -e "add mod2 = Mode_switch" # The new Alt's now works as Alt % $ ls -l ~/.pics/* | wc -l # Christian 'strcat' Schneider 21 # Email.......: strcat@gmx.net $ nice xv -maxp -wloop -wait 300 -random -fixed \ # GPG-ID......: 47E322CE -maxpect -rmode 5 ~/.pics/*.{gif|jpg|png} & # [Random Wallpaper] % Christian Schneider [] When all else Unix Gladiator GPG-ID: 47E322CE fails, read strcat@gmx.net [] the instructions. % Christian 'strcat' Schneider If the code and the comments \|||/ disagree, then both are Email.......: strcat@gmx.net (o o) probably wrong. GPG-ID......: 47E322CE oOO--(_)--OOo -- Norm Schryer % Christian \\___// Don't steal; thou'lt never thus Schneider <(o o)> compete successfully in business. strcat@gmx.net ( ) Cheat! GPG: 47E322CE --- -- Ambrose Bierce % Christian Schneider o To show respect for the 313th anniversary http://www.strcat.de/ __ o (tomorrow) of the death of Blaise Pascal, strcat@gmx.net |\/ o\ o your programs will be run at half speed. GPG: 47E322CE |/\__/ -- Pascal Users % -Windows users...: My Computer (*) -Linux users: My Linux box -NetBSD users....: My x86 box (*) -VMS users..: My Wintel Billy-box -Emacs users.....: My Emacs bootloader (*) -Stallman...: My GNU/Linux box -Compaq marketing: Industrystandard server (*) What people call Pentium PC-clones % YOU HAVE NOW RECEIVED THE UNIX VIRUS! This virus works on the honor system: If you're running some kind of Unix system, please forward this message to everyone you know and delete a bunch of files at random. Thank you. % DWIM -- (D)o (W)hile (I)nsulting (M)icrosoft (*) Christian 'strcat' Schneider IBG -- (I)gnore (B)ill (G)ates (*) Email.......: strcat@gmx.net AMAR -- (A)im (M)issle (A)t (R)edmond (*) GPG-ID......: 47E322CE DTTAW -- (D)o (T)his (T)he (A)lpha (W)ay (*) wtf?! % Christian | O___| | Computer Science is merely the Schneider | /\ \_ | post-Turing decline in formal 47E322CE | \ \/\_\ | systems theory. | U \_ | | -fortune cookie % Mary had a little car |||||||| Christian Schneider |||||||| She drove it very brisk |||| strcat@gmx.net |||| Wasn't she a silly soul || OpenBSD painless 3.4 || Her little *? | These are _not_ the opinions of SDSU! | % Ash nazg durbatuluk \ / One token ring to rule them all, Ash nazg gimbatul || One grep to find them, Ash nazg thrakatuluk || One sendmail to bring them all, Arg burzum ischi krimpatul / \ And in C darkness ypbind them. % Think about it. I now have an SGI Indigo^2 on my desk. # Christian Schneider Then: 450 users, 1Mb # strcat@gmx.net Now: 1 user, 256Mb. # GPG-ID 47E322CE This is progress. -- Paul Tomblin # Hail to the sungod % Full names may contain any printing ASCII characters from space through tilde, except that they may not contain "(", ")", "<", or ">". Additional restrictions may be placed on full names by the mail standard, in particular, the characters ",", ":", "@", "!", "/", "=", and ";" are inadvisable in full names. --RFC1036 % Camels and llamas and hashes and scalars \_\_ Christian 'strcat' Schneider Cute little modules talking to mailers \_\_ Email......: strcat@gmx.net Regexes munging my humungous strings \_\_____________________________ These are a few of my favourite things. --making Perl sing % ^ / \ / @ \ "We don't exist." The Reformed Bavarian / \ Free Will Church of Illumination. ------- % ulimit -c 50000 # 50 MB core dump ulimit -d 100000 # 100 MB data segment ulimit -f 500000 # 500 MB file size ulimit -l 50000 # 50 MB locked memory ulimit -n 1024 # 1024 open files ulimit -s 8192 # 8 kb stack size ulimit -t 2000 # 200 sec CPU time [ulimit's] % % NNRP authentification with Slrn () % nnrpaccess "host" "username" "" % Prompt for password % nnrpaccess "host" "" "" % Prompt for username and password % nnrpaccess "host" "username" "password" % Query nothing % % Replying via email (see followup_string) %% Christian 'strcat' Schneider % %d: Date %r: Name %f: Email %% Email.......: strcat@gmx.net % %m: Message-Id %n: Newsgroup %s: Subject %% GPG-ID......: 47E322CE set reply_string "* Thus spake %r (%f) [%n]:" %% [Slrn (reply_string)] % " Delete lines in insert-mode. (=) Christian 'strcat' Schneider map! ddi (=) Email.......: strcat@gmx.net " Undo in insert mode. (=) GPG-ID......: 47E322CE imap u (=) [Vim (delete/undo)] % guide to DocBook: $$ Christian 'strcat' Schneider HTML with Mason.: $$ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net guide to CVS....: $$ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE book about gimp.: $$ [English Books] % $ chmod 700 *(/) # Nur Verzeichnisse # Christian 'strcat' Schneider $ chmod 755 *(.) # Nur Dateien # Email.......: strcat@gmx.net $ ls -l **(@) # Symlinks (rekursiv) # GPG-ID......: 47E322CE $ ls -l *(Lk+50) # Nur Files =< 50K # [ZSH regelt!!!!11!] % # Mark all messages as read Christian 'strcat' Schneider macro index M "T \n;WN^t \n" Email.......: strcat@gmx.net # show only new / all messages GPG-ID......: 47E322CE macro index .n "l~N\n" [Mutt (Macros)] % The Rime Of The Ancient Sysadmin: Lusers, lusers, everywhere - And all the disks did shrink Lusers, lusers everywhere - Nor any one could think. -- J.D. Baldwin % void russian_roulette(void) { char *target; strcpy(target, "bullet"); } % Apr 13 11:05:20 apollo13 fsck[3927]: root, we have a problem. % RFC1925: "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead." % Christian 'strcat' Schneider * * | talk to | If we dive deep enough Email.......: strcat@gmx.net |/_* | nickname | can we see under the GPG-ID......: 47E322CE |\ * | 'strcat' | island?. Born to frag * * | on IRC | --fortune % package wuv'apqvjgt;($_=join('',(*PgtnHcemgt))) # print map "beppu\@$_\n", qw( =~ s/([HaP])(?!e)/ \U>$1/g;s/^.|:| (?=A)|>//g;y # cpan.org lbox.org binq.org /c-z/a-u/;print"J$_\n";#$^%$^X@.^ # oss.lineo.com codepoet.org); % Zsh: Why does zsh not work in an Emacs shell mode any more? Put "[[ $EMACS = t ]] && unsetopt zle" into your ~/.zshrc. % * Q: What is an experienced Emacs user? * A: A person who wishes that the terminal had pedals. --A Red Gnus v0.52/XEmacs 19.14 - User (~Oct. 1996) % Die Gans erwacht im grauen Forst, |:| Christian 'strcat' Schneider bestuerzt in einem Adlerhorst. |:| Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Sie blickt umher und denkt betroffen, |:| GPG-ID......: 47E322CE mein lieber Schwan, war ich besoffen! |:| while (!HELL_FROZEN_OVER);.. % Bvi..: |:| Christian 'strcat' Schneider Elvis: |:| Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Vim..: |:| GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Nvi..: |:| [VI-Clones] % Uemacs: (*) Christian 'strcat' Schneider XEmacs: (*) Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Zile..: (*) GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Jove..: [Emacs's] % Gawk: # Christian 'strcat' Schneider Mawk: # Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Pawk: # GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Awka: # [ Free awk Implementations ] % Tidy....: + Christian 'strcat' Schneider PerlTidy: + Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Validate: + GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Rxp.....: + [validate HTML, Perl, Xml,..] % Most.: = Christian 'strcat' Schneider Xless: ftp://ftp.cs.berkeley.edu/ucb/people/dglo/> = Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Less.: = GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Jless: = [less,more (Pager)] % MySQL.....: ;; Christian 'strcat' Schneider PostgreSQL: ;; Email.......: strcat@gmx.net OpenLDAP..: ;; GPG-ID......: 47E322CE CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh.. ;; [Databases] % Pornview: %% Christian 'strcat' Schneider XV......: %% Email.......: strcat@gmx.net GThumb..: %% GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Gewnview: %% [Image viewer] % Wahrlich ist der Mensch der Koenig aller Tiere, denn seine Grausamkeit uebertrifft die ihrige. Wir leben vom Tode anderer. Wir sind wandelnde Grabstaetten! --Leonardo da Vinci % boring background? Try perl -e '$x=int(rand(5))+2;$y=int(rand(5))+2;print "P3\n$x $y\n255\n"; print int(rand(128))," " for(1..$x*$y*3);print "\n";'| pnmrotate $[RANDOM%90] |xv -root -max -quit +noresetroot -smooth - % Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than nothing. Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex. % "The UNIX system has a command, /nice/, which allows a user to voluntarily reduce the priority of his process, in order to be nice to the other users. Nobody ever uses it." -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum % change filename extension for all .html files to .txt recursively for n in $(find . -name '*.html'); do mv $n ${n/.html/.txt}; done Zsh: for i (*.html) mv $i $i:r.txt % Show Last Entries in Command History List => fc -l Show Total Command History List => fc -l 1 Show Last 100 Commands => fc -l -100 % Crash Windows XP in two lines of code: #include main(void) { int i; for(i = 0; i < 5 ; i++) printf("\t\t\b\b\b"); } % Friends don't let friends use MS-DOS % | (o)(o) Software and cathedrals are much ++ Christian 'strcat' Schneider @ _) the same - first we build them, ++ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | ___| then we pray. ++ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE % |~~~~|_ Odisseas Kosmatos "Eat sh*t. 100 Million flies | O .| | Future owner of Microsoft Corp. can't be wrong." |.o |_| kosmatoo@jsp.umontreal.ca "Use Windows. 25 million |_._o| "I'm an android, not a robot! copies sold can't be wrong." % A supercomputer <> Christian 'strcat' Schneider is a machine that <> Email.......: strcat@gmx.net runs an endless <> GPG-ID......: 47E322CE loop in 2 seconds. <> PANIC: /earth is full!!!11! % *~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._. ASCII art?? I thought it was a regular expression! % #define circular(x) reference(x) #define reference(x) circular(x) printf("%s\n", circular(reference("All I say is false"))); % \ Christian 'strcat' Schneider "There is no law that vulgarity and \ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net literary excellence cannot coexist." /\ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE - A. Trevor Hodge / \ ][, ][+, ///, ///+, //e, //c, IIGS, //c+ - Any questions? % # Christian 'strcat' Schneider # "Life is what happens # (__) * top # # Email.......: strcat@gmx.net # to you when you're busy # (oo) / half # # GPG-ID......: 47E322CE # making other plans" # \/------/ of a # # E. Pluribus UNIX # - John Lennon # || || cow # % __!__ A soul in tension that's learning to fly -----o----- Condition grounded but determined to try " " Can't keep my eyes from the circling sky Tounge-tied and twisted, just an earth-bound misfit, I % #define h 23 /* Height */ #define w 79 /* Width */ int i,r,b[]={-w,w,1,-1},d,a[w*h];m(p){a[p]=1;while(d=(p>2*w?!a[p-w-w]?1:0:0)|( p=s*k&&++a[--i]);} % { \o/ \o \ / \ / \ / o/ \o/ Christian 'strcat' Schneider } { # #\ #o # o# /# # Email.......: strcat@gmx.net } { / \ / > / \ /o\ / \ >> / \ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE } % Christian 'strcat' Schneider /\_/\ | "The best defense is a strong Email.......: strcat@gmx.net / o o \ | offense, and I intend to start GPG-ID......: 47E322CE \ >"< / | offending right now." Gravity is a myth: Earth sucks. ===== | -- Capt. James T. Kirk % o0o______________o0o_____________________o0o________________________________o0o |Christian | strcat@gmx.net |The light at the end of the tunnel| | Schneider | GPG-ID: 47E322CE | May be an Express | o0o______________o0o_____________________o0o________________________________o0o % _-_|\ Christian 'strcat' Schneider / eastings genistas / / * <-- Email.......: strcat@gmx.net / giantess seatings / \_.-._/ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE / teasings tsiganes / v Oberpfalz/Regensburg / -------- -------- / % _Christian 'strcat' Schneider GPG-ID: 47E322CE_____________ / STOP The War on Rights | | OpenBSD 3,4, Vim 6.2, Mutt 1.5.6 \ | "Specialization is for Insects" | | irssi 0.8.9, zsh 4.2.0, Slrn 0.9.8.0 | \________- Robert A. Heinlein_____/ \_mailfilter 0.6, Fvwm 2.2.5, Gawk 3.1.3_/ % ===/| Christian 'strcat' Schneider | CRC OCIS | "Quid pro quo, |/ ==/| Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | Rice University | Clarice." |/= =/| GPG-ID......: 47E322CE |=================| - The Silence |/== /| The Lab Ratt (not briggs :-) | Neil Talian? | of the Lambs |/=== % There are features that should not be used. | Christian 'strcat' Schneider There are concepts that should not be exploited.| Email.......: strcat@gmx.net There are problems that should not be solved. | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE There are programs that should not be written. | Will play with food. % THE WORLD'S FIRST PALINDROMIC SHELL SCRIPT! { case ni in esac } % Christian 'strcat' Schneider | For best results : Machine wash cold seperately, Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | do not bleach, hang to dry, warm iron. GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | For not so good results : Drag behind car through Veni, vidi, visa | puddles and blow dry on roof rack. % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider GPG-ID: 47E322CE */ STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP If you finish before time is called, you may check your work on this section only. Do not turn to any other section of the test. % Oh, I'm a sysadmin, and I'm okay. | Christian 'strcat' Schneider I work all night and I work all day. | Email.......: strcat@gmx.net I knock back Cokes, I skip my lunch, | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE I'm glued to the VDT! | Un*x causes brain damage.. % You've slept 4 hours in 4 days...Your blood turned to | Christian Schneider caffine yesterday...You change rechargable batteries |---------------------- in your pager twice daily...Your cell phone bill | Email: strcat@gmx.net rivals the national debt...You're a sysadmin. | GPG..: 47E322CE % Mary had a little car |||||||| Christian Schneider |||||||| She drove it very brisk |||| Email: strcat@gmx.net |||| Wasn't she a silly soul || GnuPG-Key-ID: 0x47E322CE || Her little *? | I read *.doc - Files with /bin/rm | % | Christian 'strcat' Schneider | ____ "Fuck _The Well of | | Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | \\ / Loneliness_! Let's | | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | \\/ party!" | | Carpe carpum, Seize the fish | -GIRLJOCK (paraphrase) | % Christian 'strcat' Schneider | C code. C code run. Run code run... please! Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | "man reboot" (-n option): Avoids the sync(1). It sig criticism virus. (tm) | can be used if a disk or the processor is on fire % I'd give my right arm to be / . o | . \ Christian 'strcat' Schneider ambidextrous. / . `-O-| . \ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Shake once and then watch Frosty | . . ( )# . | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE play in his winter wonderland... |::::::::::::::::| PR is my life...you eediot! % \_\_\_____/_/_/ (*) Christian 'strcat' Schneider {o o} (*) Email.......: strcat@gmx.net ] [ (*) GPG-ID......: 47E322CE [_] (*) May the MOOSE be with you % Christian 'strcat' Schneider __o Email.......: strcat@gmx.net o__ _`\<, GPG-ID......: 47E322CE ,>/'_ (_)/(_) #include (_)\(_) % Christian 'strcat' Schneider | MACINTOSH: | o Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | Machine Always Crashes | //\/ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | If Not The Operating | \/\ GOTTA RUN. NOW! | System Hangs | ..../ % /\/\ |Christian 'strcat' Schneider | //Definition of "communism" : / /_.\|Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | \ /./|GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | static void Person::own() {} \/\/ | When in panic, fear and doubt, Drink in barrels, eat, and shout. % /| Christian 'strcat' Schneider ||||| / | Email.......: strcat@gmx.net o(@)^(@)o \ / | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE \ U / \/ |_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_<#> % _Ich_ moechte Fenster immer verschieben koennen. Egal ob es sinnvoll ist oder nicht. Es macht einfach Spass, die kleinen bunten Dinger in der Gegend rumzuschieben. % <>+<> ////// __v__ __\/__ `\|||/ /---\ """"""" | _ - | (_____) . / ^ _ \ . (q p) | o o | <^-@-@-^> (| o O |) .( O O ), |\| (o)(o) |/| _ooO_<_>_Ooo_ooO_U_Ooo_ooO__v__Ooo_ooO_u_Ooo_ooO__(_)__Ooa__oOO_()_OOo___ % .-. Christian 'strcat' Schneider /V\ void main(){for();;) fork();} // \\ cat /dev/zero > /dev/null /( . )\ echo "\$0&\$0">.-.&&. .-. ^^ ^^ % John......: Christian 'strcat' Schneider Crack.....: Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Slurpie...: GPG-ID......: 47E322CE l0phtcrack: [(Password-)Cracker] % /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider GPG-ID: 47E322CE [Linux-ISOs] */ , , , , , , % Angst.....: ++ Christian 'strcat' Schneider Ettercap..: ++ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Sniffit...: ++ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Radiusniff: ++ [Sniffer] % black, gray, red, brightred, green, %% Christian 'strcat' Schneider brightgreen, brown, yellow, blue, %% Email.......: strcat@gmx.net brightblue, magenta, brightmagenta, %% GPG-ID......: 47E322CE cyan, brightcyan, lightgray, white %% [Fore-/Backgroundcolors (Slrn)] % \e escape %% Christian 'strcat' Schneider \r return %% Email.......: strcat@gmx.net ^C control and character C %% GPG-ID......: 47E322CE \NNN the key sending keycode (octal) NNN %% [some keysequences for Slrn] % Nano....: == Christian 'strcat' Schneider EE......: == Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Cooledit: == GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Joe.....: ["Easy" to use Editors] % Rename: Zmv...: zsh => autoload zmv MMV...: % ! -refers to your $spoolfile # - or !! -refers to the file you've last visited > -refers to your $mbox file # = or + -refers to your $folder directory < -refers to your $record file # @alias -- refers to the default save folder ~ -refers to your home directory # [Mutt Mailbox Shortcuts] % "Spam-Blocking" Your Email Address: "From: FirstName LastName " see also: RFC 2606 and or use a free Email-Account like privacy.net, despammed.com, gmx.net, hotmail.com, ... % Q: Why use a signature dashes line ("sigdashes") for signatures? A: Programs can then detect signature more easily. Then they can colorize them and show them in a monospaced font ("ascii art"), or hide them from view, delete them on replies, or save them to your sig archive. % F: Wieso sollte ich eine Signatur mit "-- " (dash-dash-space) abtrennen? A: Die meisten NUA erkennen die Signatur daran und trennen diese dann bei einer Antwort automatisch ab bzw. koennen diese bereits beim Lesen des Artikels farblich hervor- und von der eigentlichen Nachricht abheben. [Signatur (de)] % Eine Signatur sollte mit "-- " (dash-dash-space) abgetrennt werden, damit andere Newsreader diese auch erkennen und in der Lage sind, diese dann bei einer Antwort automatisch zu entfernen (oder bei der Anzeige einzufaerben). Siehe auch [Signatur] % sudo(8) -execute a command as another user -Christian 'strcat' Schneider sudoers(5) -list of which users may execute what -Email.......: strcat@gmx.net visudo(8) -edit the sudoers file -GPG-ID......: 47E322CE /etc/sudoers -List of who can run what -[ sudo ] % - * Alternativen zu O(j)E: - - - % SSH1-only implementation. BSD Licence.... SSH2-only implementation. GPL Licence........... SSH implementation BSD like Licence................... SSH2 server-only ( MIT license).. % google() { w3m "http://www.google.com/search?q="$1""; } # [Googlish ;-)] ggogle() { w3m "http://groups.google.com/groups?q="$1""; } mggogle() { w3m "http://groups.google.com/groups?selm="$1"" ; } agoogle() { w3m "http://groups.google.com/groups?as_uauthors="$1"" ; } % Diese Zeilen decken die IEEE-Notationen [...] zwar nicht ab, aber solange Sie sich keine Sorgen machen muessen, dass Mitglieder des IEEE-Komitees an Ihrem Arbeitsplatz halt machen und Ihnen Kopien der Dokumente mit den relevanten Standards ueber den Schaedel ziehen, duerfen Sie diese seltsamen Zahlen durchaus verwenden. [Perl-Kochbuch] % /\_/\ Christian 'strcat' Schneider () º o o º 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585 0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE º \ // (Rusty):"Stew, Stew, Stew, meaty bits and Goo..." º º// "Stew, Stew, Stew, fun for me and you!" % Christian 'strcat' Schneider /\_/\ º "The best defense is a strong Email.......: strcat@gmx.net / o o \ º offense, and I intend to start GPG-ID......: 47E322CE \ >"< / º offending right now." Born to frag ===== º -- Capt. James T. Kirk % _______ /*_>-< _ µ---µ # Christian 'strcat' Schneider ___/ _____ \__/ / <_º-----)> # Email.......: strcat@gmx.net <____/ \____/ v---v # GPG-ID......: 47E322CE % Christian Schneider / _ \ _ \ _ \ _ \ _ \ )\,__,/( Donauweg 2 _ / / _/ / / / / / / / / º@ *º 93102 Pfatter / / __/ \___ \\__ / \___/ __/ _/ \(µµ)/ Germany \___/ \___/ strcat@gmx.net /(__)\ % Christian 'strcat' Schneider = "Outside a dog, a book is a Email.......: strcat@gmx.net = man's best friend. Inside a GPG-ID......: 47E322CE = dog, it's too dark to read." Born to frag = -Groucho Marx % _o_ ------------------ _o_ ºo oºÙ Virtual Reality? No thanks, I've already got one. ºo oºÙ º_O_º Disclaimer: I have no idea what I am talking about. º_O_º % "3 reasons why we can't make wiz in RL: ** Christian 'strcat' Schneider 1) We don't do enough killing. ** Email.......: strcat@gmx.net 2) There are too damn many quests! ** GPG-ID......: 47E322CE 3) The god doesn't sign on anymore. ** #!/usr/local/bin/eof % _ _ /* Christian 'strcat' Schneider */ __| |__ _ __| |____ __ ____ _ _ _ ___ /* Email.......: strcat@gmx.net */ (_-< / _` / _| / /\ V V / _` | '_/ -_) /* GPG-ID......: 47E322CE */ /__/_\__,_\__|_\_\ \_/\_/\__,_|_| \___| /* There is no place for wimps! */ % This is a test of the emergency signature system. Were this an actual signature, you would see amusing mottos, disclaimers, a zillion net addresses, or edifying philisophical statements. This is only a test. % Christian 'strcat' Schneider | My mind is my own. So | I love my country, Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | are these ideas and | but I fear its GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | opinions! | leaders and the I'm a Lisp variable - bind me! | (Use Golden Rule V2) | peoples' complacency! % Christian 'strcat' Schneider | ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | For your enhanced viewing pleasure, this .sig GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | file is being presented in Letterbox format .sig cloaking device.... | ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ % It's not "your" internet. (=) Christian 'strcat' Schneider It's not "your" usenet. (=) Email.......: strcat@gmx.net In fact, it's not "your" day. (=) GPG-ID......: 47E322CE (=) Hey! It compiles! Ship it! % Statistics are like a bikini: $$ Christian 'strcat' Schneider What is revealed is interesting; $$ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net What is concealed is crucial. $$ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE % _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __(.)> __(.)< __(.)= __(.)> __(.)< __(.)= __(.)> __(.)< __(.)= \___) \___) \___) \___) \___) \___) \___) \___) \___) "Faith means not wanting to know what's true" - Nietsche % Christian 'strcat' Schneider /\ All other use voids warranty. It's _my_ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE /\ --fortune cookie % o ) O/ o < \ /\--<| -| . /\O/ O . o c , _/\ /\ /|_ 0 \\ | 0-# `'#v-- --v#`' __/\o_ / / / / // | / \ /'> <`\ % __o __o o __o ,__o o__, __ -_ _ \<_ -\<, _/\_> _`\<,_ _-\_<, ,>_/-_ ((( (_)T(_) (_)/(_) O / O O,> / O (*)/ (*) (*)/'(*) (*)`\(*) % [A bicycle built for...] __o __o __o __o __o __o __o __o __o __o __o __o __o __o __o __o __o __o -\<,-\<,-\<,-\<,-\<,-\<,-\<,-\<,-\<,-\<,-\<,-\<,-\<,-\<,-\<,-\<,-\<,-\<, (_)/---/---/---/---/---/---/---/---/---/---/---/---/---/---/---/---/---/(_) % Take a break from your screen and do some exercises. All together now... o/ \ / \ / / \o Christian 'strcat' Schneider /# ##o # o## #\ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net / \ / \ /o\ / |\ / \ Dumping messy-dos, running Linux! % ___ ____ ____ ____ ____________________ ____ ____ ____ _ \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / strcat \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / /\ \ /\ \ /\ \ /\ Christian Schneider \ /\ \ /\ \ /\ \ \__\/ \__\/ \__\/ \ strcat@gmx.net \/ \__\/ \__\/ \__\/ % # The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!'. perl -pe '"I lo*`+$^X$\"$]!$/"=~m%(.*)%s;$_=$1;y^`+*^e v^#$&V"+@( NO CARRIER' % 157 /home/dope/.zsh/zshaliases # 94 /home/dope/.zsh/zshbindings 61 /home/dope/.zsh/zshcompctl # 259 /home/dope/.zsh/zshexports 537 /home/dope/.zsh/zshfunctions # 109 /home/dope/.zsh/zshmisc 202 /home/dope/.zsh/zshoptions # 97 /home/dope/.zsh/zshstyle 22 /home/dope/.zsh/zshzle # [wc -l ~/.zsh/zsh* ] % (o_ (o< (o_ _o) (o< (0_ (o_ //\ //\ (o_ (o_ //\ //\ //\ //\ //\ V_/_ V_/_ (/)_ (/)_ V_/_ V_/_ V_/_ V_/_ V_/_ pppppppick up a penguin, art by chd j day % PID USER PRI NI SIZE RSS SHARE STAT LIB %CPU %MEM TIME COMMAND 17345 strcat 14 0 136 40 20 R 0 49.6 0.0 873:48 less 14364 strcat 10 0 124 40 20 R 0 48.2 0.0 873:52 less % Neurotic (n.) : One who builds castles in the air. Psychotic (n.) : One who lives in them. Psychiatrist (n.) : The one who collects the rent. % int i,j,d;main(){for(;i<44;i+=2)for(j=70;j;putchar(!j?10:" #"[(d<520&&d>250)|| (d<520&&(abs(35-j)<3||(i>17&&(abs(j-i-17)<4||abs(70-j-i-17)<4))))]))d=(35-j)*( 35-(--j))+(21-i)*(21-i);} % Yin-Yang: int q,Q,w,z;_(o){w=q-10*o;z=Q-20;return w*w+z*z;}main(){for(;q<40;q+=2*!(Q%=40 ),putchar(!Q++?10:_(2)>400?32:".*"[w<0?(_(1)<99|z>0)&&_(1)>7:z>0&&_(3)>99||_(3 )<7]));} % # Sieve of Eratosthenes: #!/usr/bin/perl $_= X x shift; while($_){++$i;print($i+1,"\n")if/^X/;s/.(.*)/\1/;s/(.{$i})./\1x/g} % You can get rid of a lot of anger by putting your packets | Christian Schneider of crackers in a plastic bag and throwing them on the floor | () repeatedly, until they reach the required state of crumb. +------------------- - Clarissa Dickson Wright, of The Two Fat Ladies, from her clam chowder recipe % Christian 'strcat' Schneider | Attitude Man: | "George Herbert Walker Bush" Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | I want to be | can be rearranged to spell GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | an obnoxious | Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog. Garbage In -- Gospel Out. | Jerry Boyajian | I cannot believe this is a coincidence. % Christian 'strcat' Schneider | For best results: Machine wash cold seperately, Email.......: strcat@gmx.net | do not bleach, hang to dry, warm iron. GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | For not so good results: Drag behind car through Say "Yes" to "No"! | puddles and blow dry on roof rack. % Engineering : "How will this work?" )=( Christian 'strcat' Schneider Science : "Why will this work?" )=( Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Management : "When will this work?" )=( GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Liberal Arts : "Do you want fries with that?" )=( In God we frust^Wtrust. % - For Intel, arrogance is a natural function, like breathing. - For Microsoft, arrogance is a tool of world conquest. - For Apple, arrogance is an art form. - For IBM, arrogance is a fond memory. % Oh, I'm a sysadmin, and I'm okay. | Christian 'strcat' Schneider I work all night and I work all day. | Email.......: strcat@gmx.net I knock back Cokes, I skip my lunch, | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE I'm glued to the VDT! | You may kiss the monitor. % <-/-----\----78--cols--(Sigexample)---^-----Your-Name-Here------Something----> / Small*<-Perth Make Your Very 4 rows email@address.here witty some dead / Ascii \ Own Signature File! | Profession Here guy once said \ Picture / Follow The Instructions v Other Personal Info here % Christian 'strcat' Schneider ______ ( Email.......: strcat@gmx.net >===<--, COFFEE.EXE missing. )) GPG-ID......: 47E322CE | = |-' Insert cup and C|~~| That's nice, Bacchus. `-----' press any key. `--' % http://mailfilter.sourceforge.net/ http://www.hashref.com/prj/swendeleter http://www.ixtools.de/popsneaker/ http://savemymodem.sourceforge.net/ http://www.rule-project.org/en/sw/popfilter.php http://www.rogerbinns.com/isbg/ http://spamcruncher.sourceforge.net/ [Delete SPAM] % http://dilbert.physast.uga.edu/~andy/minilinux.html http://www.lnx-bbc.org/ http://www.linuxlinks.com/Distributions/Mini_Distributions/ http://www.toms.net/rb/ http://silmor.de/~chris/hal91/ --[Mini Distributions] % Metrolink: ++ Christian 'strcat' Schneider Xinside..: ++ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Xouvert..: ++ GPG-ID......: 47E322CE Fresco...: ++ [XFree86 Alternativen] % Christian 'strcat' Schneider -----------------------------+-------------------+ Email.......: strcat@gmx.net Disclaimer: All errors are | $ nice -20 work & | GPG-ID......: 47E322CE line niose! | $ exec games | THIS SPIFFY .SIG!! (tm) will revolutionize USENET!!11! +-------------------+ % Evil Geniuses / ___ _ _ / static void Person::own() {} For A \ oo / / / __| |_ _ _(_)___ / __o --- Squidly Diddly Says --- Better \--/ / | (__| ' \| '_| (_-< / (oO) "A penny saved is ridiculous" Tommorow\/ / \___|_||_|_| |_/__/ / /||\ % \|/ ____ \|/ _ _ ` _ ' //// @~/ ,. \~@ o' \,=./ `o - (_) - (o -) /_( \__/ )_\ (o o) ' ` +-----------ooO--(_)--Ooo-----\__U_/----ooO--(_)--Ooo------------------+ % Astronaut: Advancing s